If you guys want to know what India was busy doing in 2015, you know it now.

They were busy watching Porn !!!

Pornhub has just come out with its latest Traffic Trends which puts India on the 3rd position of Porn Watchers right below US and UK, beating Canada by a slight margin.

Ofcourse, since US, UK and Canada has a huge amount of Indians, its a possibility that Indians as a World Community might have just topped the charts.

It almost seems as if most Indians come on Internet to ….. errr …. Come on Internet.

There is a reason why Porn is popular in India. Thats the only Movie in India where you can start watching from anywhere and you are completely satisfied with the plot within 2 minutes 😉

But, this actually goes on to prove that Indians are basically very Loving and Caring people.

There is nothing other than Porn, where there is no violence (if you discount BDSM and even thats consensual), everyone loves everyone, and at the end everyone is happy…… the participants, the makers and the audience.

The only slight side effect might be, the Biceps of one hand being slightly better than the biceps of the other or perhaps Aching Fingers??? But hey thats manageable. And even Smartphones give you aching fingers and I dont see anyone complaining about that !!!

Pornhub also says that the most searched Term in India was “Indian” !!!! This should stop all questions about the Patriotism of Indians.

Even while watching Porn we Indians are interested about the Well Being of our own Brethren !!!! Oh Hell, India is Patriotic.

The next most searched term was “Indian Bhabhi”, this shows the importance of our close knit Society and how concerned we are about the “Wives of Others”.

Disappointingly however, the term “Indian Wife” has dropped a couple of points, in the most searched criteria. Is this a sign of the Indian husbands caring less about their own Wives??

Since “Indian Actress” has replaced this position, I am sure the adverse effect of Bollywood cannot be ignored. Pahlaj Nihalani has to take a rather Hard view of this.

Not so surprisingly around 30% of the Porn Watchers from India, were Women … Oops. Now, while this wont go down with the Thekedars of Morality, atleast the Women are taking up the initiative to upsurp the men in every field.

The slip side is that “Lesbians” was the most searched term for Women, which cant be very encouraging for the Men. They cant simply spend all their time “Watching” 🙂

But then again this was followed by “Threesome” …. and I am pretty sure that has nothing to do with a Kitty Party.

The Men in India are definitely going to have a rather “Hard” time dealing with that 😉

From an Age proportions, it appears that most of the people watching porn in India were in the age groups of 18-24 ….. the rest were busy watching Arnab Goswami orgasming on #TimesNow 😛

Disclaimer: This article is devoid of all puns and double innuendos. Ofcourse, there are times when we can find a double meaning in almost anything that we want, so …. Dont ejaculate without thinking. :

ejaculate
verb
ɪˈdʒakjʊleɪt/
say something quickly and suddenly.
“‘That will do!’ he ejaculated”
synonyms: exclaim, cry out, call out, yell, sing out, utter suddenly, blurt out