Those who are cribbing about the Tax attack on your EPF savings, here is something for you to cheer about.

The Government has promised to give the Nation two huge Birthday Parties.

Arun Jaitley has allocated a sum of Rs. 200 Crores for Happy Birthday Celebrations of Guru Gobind Singh and Pandit Deen Dayal Upadhyay.

Guru Gobind Singh ji will be having his 350th Birth Anniversary quite close to the Punjab elections, so this is a totally justified expenses for some vote bank gaining….. I mean, for Celebrations 😛

Pandit Deen Dayal Upadhyay (and I had to Google this guy) is an RSS ideologue and one of the founder members of BJP. So this is kind of a personal Birthday party.

Something like Celebrating your Birthday in the office, so that your Boss ends up paying for the cake and goodies??

But since, we Tax payers are paying for both the parties, I am hoping that we all will be invited.

And I am sure the Rs. 100 Crores (each) will be well utilized.

We will get to see Large hoardings all across the Country saying, “Cake Khaane Jarur Aana”.

The Cake itself will cost a lot of money considering our huge population….

And there are decorations and balloons.

NO !!! No wise cracks about balloons and our new CAG (Condom Accounting General ) Gyan Dev Ahuja. Dont be blasphemous !!

So, all you Middle Class people, go and buy some clothes (which have just got more expensive) and buy some new shoes too (which have gone cheaper) and come one… come all for these two parties which will rock your world.

DJing and Entertainment is rumoured to be provided by Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Insaan, but hey, I might be wrong about that.

Disclaimer: If they increase the Happy Birthday to You allocations to atleast 12 Birthdays, we can have a party every month. All for Rs. 1,200 Crores. Sounds Fair?