Month: September 2016

Come on India !!! Let’s Outrage ……

OUTRAGEOUS !!! SHOCKING !!!! We Indians are …… India has become the land of “Outrage” over the past few years. We, Indians, love outraging over anything and everything. So much so that we even outrage over someone else’s outrage. We are so interested in outrages of one or the other kind, that most of the…

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Sex Gets Men Closer to God …. and how … !!!

“HAVING SEX MAKES MEN MORE LIKELY TO BELIEVE IN GOD”, a recent study has concluded.   And I totally tend to believe this survey !!   Infact there were so many hints that not only having sex, but even thinking of sex got you closer to God or atleast got you thinking about him.  …

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If Modi Ji was born before India’s Independence ……

I recently saw some adverts which were proudly claiming that “Modi is the First PM of India, to be born after Independence”.   While I am not sure why exactly this is something to boast about, but there is one thing I am thankful about.   I am quite thankful that Modi was born after…

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Will the War Mongers cut it out already???

From the past few days I see a lot of people advocating that India should go for a full blown, all guns blazing war against Pakistan.   Most of these people have never seen a war from close quarters, other than in Movies.   They basically think that the War will happen on these lines:…

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So are India’s own citizens going to be our enemies now??

The Modi Government has gone one step ahead and is ready to declare our own Indian Citizens as our Enemies ….. and officially too.   This is not something which many people would know, but in 1968 an Act was passed called the “Enemy Property Act”.   During various aggressions on India (by Pakistan or…

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Is Mamta Kulkarni planning to give a tough competition to Raadhe Maa???

Remember Mamta Kulkarni?? “Bharoooooo….. Maang Meri Bharoooo” … wo wali 😉 Ah now you remember her !! So, Mamta Kulkarni is planning to give a tough competition to Radhe Maa. Claiming her innocence in a drug scandal, Mamta has defended herself saying that she is a “Yogini” !!! Both Radhe Maa and Ramdev Baba must…

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Has the BJP campaign for BMC elections started already??

With the BMC elections coming close, one can expect some sort of entertainment to start soon. And who better to kick off this entertainment than the King of Comedy……. Kapil Sharma.   Kapil Sharma tweeted today, early in the morning (5:45am), about how he is being asked to pay a bribe of Rs. 5 lacs…

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So how do you like you Pikachu?? Fried?? Scrambled?? Boiled??

When the makers of #PokemonGo developed the game, I am sure, they must have anticipated some objections from the community at large, but I seriously doubt that they would have expected someone to claim that the Pokemon Go game “hurts their religious sentiments”.   But then again, they must have never encountered the fragile Hindu…

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So now that Modi has endorsed Jio .. here is what one can expect… ;)

Now that Modi has firmly endorsed Mukesh Ambani’s Reliance Jio, one can be certain that the product will get related to their Brand Ambassador.   So here is what you can expect from your Jio connection.   – Unlimited Talk Time though there are chances that only the outgoing calls will work. Something like a…

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Jio Mukesh Bhai, Jio ….

Move over Dhoni, Priyanka Chopra and Amitabh Bachchan …. Sit down Sachin Tendulkar…. Make way for the hottest new modelling sensation of “Modi”fied India. Mukesh Ambani has launched the Reliance Jio with a lot of fanfare. While other Mobile service providers have not even recovered from the “data plans” of the Ambani, they must be…

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