Now that Modi has firmly endorsed Mukesh Ambani’s Reliance Jio, one can be certain that the product will get related to their Brand Ambassador.
So here is what you can expect from your Jio connection.
– Unlimited Talk Time though there are chances that only the outgoing calls will work. Something like a one way talk that usually happens on Mann Ki Baat.
– Lots and Lots of Plans. So many plans that you will be too busy checking the benefits that you might be getting to realize if any of them are actually going to work.
– Hashtag worthy names for the plans. You know how much Modi likes to give such names. Data Badhao Paise Bachao. Swacch Call Abhiyaan. Jaha Phone Waha Jio.
– International Roaming will be free as long as you make one tour in a month minimum. Someone else will eventually end up paying that bill though, but no one will realise that that’s what’s actually happening.
– And finally, long lines of Bhakts lining up outside the stores to buy the Sim even if they don’t have a phone.
Disclaimer: There is a possible drawback that the phone might get automatically activated whenever there is an election in your Network area.
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