My phone rang just as I was about to start doing my Yoga (koff Koff) okay about to take a nap. Me: Hello!! Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, I am very upset Me: Why? What happened? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, people are claiming that BJP employs a Troll Army. Some idiot girl has also written a book about…
Month: December 2016
Bholu Bhakt and The Sleeveless Blouse
So I was sitting in Bholu Bhakt’s office having my Chai while Bholu was busy in discussion with his another close friend. Masoom Mureed. Masoom Mureed: Bholu Bhai, Sami Bhai did not do right by allowing his wife to wear such clothes. Bholu Bhakt: How can you say that?? Its his wife, he can allow…
Sorry Women…Just 4 Children Wont Do !! Now We Want 10 !
While we were still trying to cope up with the last challenge of having 4 kids, these guys have gone ahead and changed the norms again. Seriously !!! What is with these Sanghis and their changing rules?? Now, Vasudevanand Saraswati, who is suppposed to be a Hindu Spiritual Leader has urged the Hindus to have…
Dangal …. A Movie Review
#Dangal (A Movie Review) ♥♥♥♥1/2 Its not often that a Bollywood Movie comes so close to perfection and who better to achieve that but Mr. Perfection himself. Aamir Khan is known to bring in some memorable movies which will stand the test of time and are worth a watch more than just once or twice….
LEAKED: Top Secret Security Measures inside the Shivaji Maharaj Statue…..
To all those who are cribbing about the Shivaji Maharaj statue. This is actually a Masterstroke by Modi Ji, the Ganga Se Bhi Pavitra Masterstroker. The sword on the statue is actually a Solar Panel which will generate enough electricity to light up the entire city of Mumbai. The base of the…
Bholu Bhakt And The Dent In The Car
Bholu Bhakt finally managed to hire a new driver and the first task entrusted to the new appointee was to get Bholu’s brand new car from its first servicing. I dropped Bholu to his office, since he didnt have his car and as we reached the office we could see his shiny new car…
Ganga Jaise Pavitra …..
When Ravi Shankar Prasad went on TV yesterday and claimed that Modi Ji is “Ganga Jaise Pavitra” the first thing that happened was the flashing of vivid images in the front of my eyes, of Mandakini frolicking under the waterfall dressed in her sheer white saree, with nothing underneath. It was only when her…
Bholu Bhakt Worries About Baby Taimur
Bholu Bhakt was sitting outside his house with his face downcast. Me: Hey Bholu, what happened?? Why so sad? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, you know I am so worried…. Me: Arey, its okay, I know RBI changed the rules again, but atleast you dont have to satisfy two bank officers now. Bholu Bhakt: No !! No…
Bholu Bhakt Goes To Eat Laddoos
I spotted Bholu Bhakt standing in a long line outside the Bank of Baroda ATM at 2:30 pm in the afternoon, under the blazing sun. Me: Oye Bholu !! Why are you standing in the line?? Didnt you just withdraw your weekly money in the morning? Bholu Bhakt: Arey nahi Bhai. I am not standing…
Bholu Bhakt Wants a Driver
Bholu Bhakt was sitting in his office talking to a guy, as I walked in. Zee News being played out in the background. Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, have a seat I will finish interviewing this guy, I need a driver for my car. I sat down. Bholu Bhakt (to the guy): Haan, to bata. How do…
Next Step: Implement GST !! Oh The Horrors…..
After the way Modi and his band of Merry Men have implemented Demonetization, merrily in this case, I am quite scared at the thought of this same Government implementing the GST in the next year. – GST will be implemented from April 2017 – No, lets make it from October 2017 – No, it…
Bholu Bhakt Goes to Liquor Store
While on my weekend shopping spree, I found Bholu Bhakt standing outside a liquor store with crisp pink pink Rs. 2000 notes in his hands. I went and tapped him on his shoulder. Me: Hey, what are you doing at a liquor store? Bholu Bhakt: Buying Daru…..duh…. Me: Yeah I got that, but you don’t…
The Desi Cracked Pot 