Me: I wonder what stops Modi from showing the video of surgical strikes? Even the US showed the videos of the Bin Laden Operation. Just show the videos and shut up all these damn critics!!

Bholu Bhakt: Huh??? Are you doubting the credibility of the Indian Army?? Are you questioning their honesty and dedication to the Nation??

Me: No No! I totally believe the Indian Army. They won’t lie. If they said they did the strikes I have no reason to disbelieve them. Indian Army Rocks..

Bholu Bhakt: Yeah Modi is a great man. All credit goes to Modi for giving a strong reply to Pakistan and their Terrorists.

I stand there wondering what just hit me as my friend goes away doing a war dance which would put Sunny Deol’s “Yaara O Yaara” jig to shame.

Disclaimer: “Har Har Modi, Ghar Ghar Modi” playing to the tune of Jhinga La La Ho, in the background.