I spotted Bholu Bhakt standing in a long line outside the Bank of Baroda ATM at 2:30 pm in the afternoon, under the blazing sun.
Me: Oye Bholu !! Why are you standing in the line?? Didnt you just withdraw your weekly money in the morning?
Bholu Bhakt: Arey nahi Bhai. I am not standing in the line to withdraw money. I just had my lunch, so standing in the line for a nice sweet “ModiChu” wala Ladoo.
Me: ModiChu wala Laddoo??
Bholu Bhakt: Yes, didnt you hear? If you stand in the line outside the bank without complaining the BJP people give you a “ModiChu” wala Ladoo, like “Main Modi Chu”
Me: Idiot !!! Its MotiChoor !! And the offer is valid only in Delhi…
Bholu Bhakt: Damn !! Chalo Choddo Bhai, lets go and have a Meetha paan with Goa Gutka instead.
Disclaimer: You guys cant imagine how much time it took me to actually come up with an alternative word for MotiChoor, I kept getting stuck at something else, which I am not going to mention here 😛