Seeing Bholu Bhakt sitting rather woefully in his office I went up to him and patted on his back.
Me: What happened bro?
Bholu Bhakt: Arey Bhai I heard Modi Jis fiery speech in Punjab rally to fight against black money.
Me: You mean Badal waali Punjab Rally na?
Bholu Bhakt: Yes yes same one. It was very inspiring. I immediately downloaded all available banking and money transfer apps on my smart phone.
Me: That’s a good thing, so why are you sad?
Bholu Bhakt: Then I had to go to get my Agricultural land converted into a Non Agricultural one. All papers are clear.
Me: Umm okay so still, why sad?
Bholu Bhakt: But Bhai, there is no “Bribe Now” option in any of these apps. Now how am I supposed to get all those signatures required for the sanction??
Me: Check the Jio Money App, maybe that has the option?
Bholu Bhakt: Good idea. 😀😀😀
So saying he grinned and got busy searching for the Jio Money App.
Disclaimer: If Reliance Jio copies my “Bribe Now” option and incorporates it in their app, I am going to sue them big time and give all of you a huge party.