Bholu Bhakt was sitting outside his house with his face downcast.
Me: Hey Bholu, what happened?? Why so sad?
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, you know I am so worried….
Me: Arey, its okay, I know RBI changed the rules again, but atleast you dont have to satisfy two bank officers now.
Bholu Bhakt: No !! No !! Thats not what I am worried about…..
Me: If its the long queues that you have to stand in daily, its a temporary phase, dont be so worried.
Bholu Bhakt: Nah Bhai Nah, I dont mind standing in the lines daily, thats okay ….
Me: Oh, so its the reduction in interest rates on your deposits and savings that is worrying you? I understand thats a loss, but what to do, worrying wont get you anywhere.
Bholu Bhakt: Nah Bhai, thats about money. Paisa kya hain, wo to haath ka mail hain……
Me: Ufff then what are you so worried about?
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, Kareena named her son Taimur !! Did you know that Taimur was the name of a brutal King who killed a lot of people?
Me: OF ALL THE THINGS IN THE WORLD THATS WHATS WORRYING YOU?? !!!
Just then Bholu’s son came running out of the house shouting at his Dad to come inside.
Bholu Bhakt: Oye, Bajrangi, Beta, you go inside, I will be right with you !!
Me: Your son’s name is Bajrangi?? Like Babu Bajrangi??
If looks could kill people, right now I would be lying in a pool of blood with two daggers piercing through my heart.
Disclaimer: On a side note I think Nathuram Ali Khan would have made a fantastic name for Saif/Kareena’s baby boy too. But Apne Ko Kya 😉