Sorry Women…Just 4 Children Wont Do !! Now We Want 10 !

While we were still trying to cope up with the last challenge of having 4 kids, these guys have gone ahead and changed the norms again.

Seriously !!! What is with these Sanghis and their changing rules??

Now, Vasudevanand Saraswati, who is suppposed to be a Hindu Spiritual Leader has urged the Hindus to have 10 children !!! No !! Not 4 anymore. Full round figure 10. (Round figure of the number of kids, not of the wife after having so many kids)

Saraswati Ji was speaking at the Dharma Sanstrukti Mahakumbh organised in Nagpur (lol where else) and backed by RSS and Vishwa Hindu Parishad (lol who else) where he made this statement.

The Guru also said to not worry about who will fend for them since God will take care of your kids.

So, that’s easy. Education and Health Care sponsored by God, Tax Free. You cant possibly get a better deal than that.

All you have to do is stop buying condoms and go at IT, day and night. 10 years after marriage and 10 kids later, then your wife will finally be able to go out and watch a movie or something.

The only way to get this done quicker is to hope and pray to your “Free Health Care provider” that you have twins on each Big Bang and you might be done with the ordeal in 5 years instead of 10.

Since, the Maharashtra Chief Minister Devendra Fadnavis, was involved in attending this meeting, I wonder if we can take this as an endorsement by the Maharashtra Government too?

Disclaimer: Meanwhile, Online sales of scissors and Lorena Bobbit pictures have suddenly risen, with Amazon claiming that most of the buyers are married Hindu women. I wonder what the connection is.

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