My phone rang just as I was about to start doing my Yoga (koff Koff) okay about to take a nap.
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, I am very upset
Me: Why? What happened?
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, people are claiming that BJP employs a Troll Army. Some idiot girl has also written a book about it.
Me: Yes I have heard of that book. “I am a Troll” by Swati Chaturvedi based on the experiences of one Sadhavi Khosla. What about it?
Bholu Bhakt: Do you really think Modi or BJP will employ a Troll Army?
Me: Ofcourse not. I don’t think BJP employs a Troll Army.
Bholu Bhakt: See, I knew you would give a sensible reply. So why are people claiming such things about Modi Ji and BJP.
Me: Okay, tell me what is a Troll?
Bholu Bhakt: A troll is someone who talks rubbish. They will always shift goalposts of any discussions. If they are asked a question they will avoid giving an answer. Instead they will make fun of the person asking the questions.
Me: Correct!! What else would a troll do?
Bholu Bhakt: They would make nasty comments against the people questioning them and then call them and their family dirty names.
Me: Absolutely Right. Now, when Modi gives his speeches he talks about things like “50 Crore ki Girlfriend” and “Beti Ki Setting” Right?
Bholu Bhakt: Errr
Me: When Modi and BJP were asked questions about the corruption charges they started making fun of Rahul Gandhi calling him a Pappu and what not instead of answering the questions or maintaining a dignified silence worthy of the Prime Ministers office, right?
Bholu Bhakt: Arey but Bhai….
Me: And whenever any Minister of BJP is asked about their performance they start talking about 60 years of incompetence of Congress and shift the goalpost and avoid the actual question, right?
Bholu Bhakt: Ummmm
Me: So NO. I don’t think BJP employs a Troll Army. BJP IS THE TROLL ARMY.
Bholu Bhakt: Tere se to baat hi karna bekaar hain 😡😡😡😡
Disclaimer: When it comes to Bholu Bhakt, I am a Troll too 😉