Bholu Bhakt Uses Banking Apps

Seeing Bholu Bhakt sitting rather woefully in his office I went up to him and patted on his back. Me: What happened bro? Bholu Bhakt: Arey Bhai I heard Modi Jis fiery speech in Punjab rally to fight against black money. Me: You mean Badal waali Punjab Rally na? Bholu Bhakt: Yes yes same one….

Bholu Bhakt Goes To The Bank

So Bholu Bhakt went to the bank today to exchange the Rs. 1000 and Rs. 500 notes. He knew there was going to be a long line there, so he decided to go fully prepared. Took with him a: Lunch Box Water Bottle Some Fruit Glucon D iPod for the music Bal Narendra Comic Books…

Bholu Bhakt wants to END TV

Bholu Bhakt: This bloody Anti National NDTV gave telecasts during the Pathankot attacks… Wo bhi LIVE ๐Ÿ˜  Me: But so did most other channels… Bholu Bhakt: But they gave out details of the attack ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜  Me: But those details were already out in Public Domain in various newspapers even before they were aired on TV….

Modi Sarkaar announces the “Oye Lucky, Lucky Oye” Contest

Did you spend a lot of time in the bank lines, but did not get a single Laddoo?? Here is a Good News for you !!! Modi Sarkar brings to you as fresh as any other dangling carrot……… The Lucky Grahak Yojana !! The Modi Sarkar, via NITI Aayog, its think tank (which basically stands…

Demonetization …. A Masterstroke by Modi ji … Well, Almost

I am pretty convinced that the Demonetization is indeed a Masterstroke by Modi…..well, almost. ย  It will manage to catch all the bearers of black money very soon……well, almost. ย  All the rich businessmen of large corporates who skim taxes, evade duties and accumulate black money will come under the scanner…..but since most of this…

Bholu Bhakt boycotts the Anti-Nationals

So I got invited to a family function of Bholu Bhakt. Saw a lot of food spread around in different stalls. I made my way to the Chinese stall and began hogging on some noodles (veg ofcourse) Just as I was about to take a second helping, a voice came from behind Bholu Bhakt: What…

Bholu Bhakt supports UCC

Bholu Bhakt: You know we should have UCC for India soon !! Very Soon !! Me: Whats that?? Ultra Clean Chicken?? Bholu Bhakt: Abbey No Yaar, you always think about eating !! Uniform Civil Code. One Law for the entire nation. Everyone should be bound under the same laws. Me: Oh how do you mean?…

Bholu Bhakt and The Other Side of the Fence

Me: You heard about Cyril Almeida? Bholu Bhakt: Who…Who Almeida..Does he eat beef? Me: Uff, the reporter from Pakistani news agency Dawn?? The one who criticised Pakistan Government and Army? Bholu Bhakt: Oh yes !!! He is a fantastic guy !!! Dawn is great !! Cyril is great !! Kudos !! Bravo. He has the…

Jio Bholu Bhakt Jio

Me: Why do you want to ban Chinese goods? Bholu Bhakt: Because they always support Pakistan Me: But Ambani has got an army of agents importing more than 4 lakh Sim cards from China at the moment….. Bholu Bhakt: Don’t blame Indian Army ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก Me: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Disclaimer: There is no news of Patanjali starting the…

Bholu Bhakt defends PM Modi against CM Modi

Me(sitting in a corner and mumbling): The PM is a puppet !! He is involved in corruption !! He does absolutely nothing!! We Indians lament about what sin we have committed to be born in India…. !! The Government needs to Answer for all its hollow promises !!! Bholu Bhakt: How dare you say bad…

Bholu Bhakt and The Surgical Strikes

Me: You know about these surgical strikes…… I was just thinking…….. Bholu Bhakt: Oh stop talking about surgical strikes and questioning Modi’s Jis ability to deliver on his promise for India!! ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜  Me: Okay, sorry. Lets talk about Black Money, Unemployment, 15 lakhs, Industrial Output, Economy, Criminals and Corruption in the Government, Ache Din…… Bholu…