Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, tell me seriously, who do you think is a better choice for being a Head of State? Modi Ji or Trump Ji?
Me: I would think Donald Trump.
Bholu Bhakt: What!!!! Whyyyy??? Don’t you think Modi Ji would be a better choice?
Me: Well in all fairness, Trump never had any stains of presiding over riots, in his past.
Bholu Bhakt: Accha leave the riots part aside, then do you think Modi Ji would be a better choice?
Me: Well, Trump never had any Fake Degree issues in the background.
Bholu Bhakt: Okay, leave the degree part aside, then?
Me: Ummmm, Trump has never been accused of using state machinery to snoop on young girls.
Bholu Bhakt: Uff leave the snooping incident aside, then??
Me: Trump doesn’t have any wives or ex-wives complaining of injustice caused to them by him.
Bholu Bhakt: Leave the Riots, the snooping, the wife issue and the degree issue aside. Now would you think Modi would be a better choice for being the Head of State.
Me: Yes, in that case I would think Modi would be a slightly better choice.
Bholu Bhakt: See, I always knew that you thought Modi would be an excellent candidate for being the best choice for being the Head of State of any country in the worldddddd
Disclaimer: When people start a race between Modi and Trump you want the world to stop spinning for just a second so that you can get off and go have a beer.