Bholu Bhakt came running towards me outside the polling booth.
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai Bhai, vote karne jaa rahe ho ya karke aa rahe ho?
Me: Karke Aa Raha hun, Bholu.
Bholu Bhakt: Aapne mere hi party ko vote kiya na?
Me (showing him the finger): Ye Dekh.
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai but this is your middle finger….
Me: No, this is the answer to your question.
Disclaimer: Shamshaan aur Kabristan ke naam pe vote maangne waalon, Janta maaf nahi karegi