Bholu Bhakt came running to me, jumping up and down, in obvious glee.
Me: Arey, Bholu, calm down … What are you so excited about?
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, Bhai … Did you hear what a karara jawaab Modi Ji gave to Akhilesh Yadav?
Me: No … errr … what, Bholu?
Bholu Bhakt: You remember how Akhilesh had compared Modi ji with a Donkey?
Me: Yes, I am remember 🙂
Bholu Bhakt: So Modi Ji has said now that he is proud to take inspiration from a Donkey and he works really hard like a Donkey.
Me: Oh so basically Modi Ji stands all day chewing grass and gets to work whenever his Masters hit him on his backside on the stick?? No motivation? No brains of his own? Is that what he meant? That explains Demonetization 😉
Bholu Bhakt: Oh come on Bhai …. atleast Donkeys are loyal to their Masters …
Me: Good point …. the question is who are his Masters?
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, main thoda ghar jaake aata hun, bhook lagi hain…
Disclaimer: This post is not meant to offend any Donkeys …. the ones with four legs, the two legged ones have every right to be offended.