Bholu Bhakt came running to my house, quite out of his breath and with a scared expression on his face. Bholu Bhakt: Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai Me: Shant Bholu Shant, what happened? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai I just got a threatening call from some Gangster !!! Me: Errr, but you never say anything against Modi ji,…
Month: March 2017
You Are A “Ra***” if You Raise Your Voice, Sakshi Dhoni learns it the Hard Way
“Kyon saali nangi naachegi kya beech road par, ra**i kaun si privacy chahiye tujhe, sex karte dekh liya kya tujhe kissi ne?” “Teri M** ki Ch**” “Bina bole bedroom mein aa gaya tha kya?” “Privacy ki baat karti h… Jab IPL match mein chote kapde pehnti h tab privacy kahan hain?? Kaun…
Bholu Bhakt Wants the Government to “Do Something”
Bholu was sitting on the couch with his face buried in his hands, a picture of dismay, as I walked into his house. Me: Bholu….What happened? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, kya batau… I am very depressed… Me: Aww Bholu, why? What happened? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, this Government…so much is going wrong with the Country and they…
Bulldozing Over The Rubble of Democracy — Arun Jaitley and His Finance Bill 2017
And while the entire Media and the people of the Country are busy playing “Spot the Monkey” with Yogi Adityanath, the Finance Minister has slyly used a backdoor to push in a Finance Bill which will be altering 40 different laws. Here are some of the highlights of this Bill which will give you…
Bholu Bhakt Deletes His Internet Browsing History
Bholu Bhakt came running into my house, early morning, almost crashing through the half open door with a copy of Times Of India in his hand. Bholu Bhakt: Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai…. Me: Bholu paani aa raha hain mere ghar mein, toilet paper laane ki kya jaroorat thi, saath mein? Bholu Bhakt: No…
Bholu Bhakt Follows Yogi Ji’s Preachings
I walked into Bholu Bhakt’s house as he was busy sticking a Yogi Aditynath poster on his living room wall, while his Kaamwaali Bai was busy cleaning up the kitchen. Me: Hey Bholu, you do realise that thats not Vin Diesel right? Bholu Bhakt: Ofcourse Bhai, buss kya !!! Thats the great Yogi Adityanath…
Stop Falling For the Narrative of Hate …. Nurture Love instead !!!
I watched the movie “Patriots Day” last night. The movie is about the Boston Marathon Bombing, a terrorist attack which shook the entire US. The movie is a very factual depiction of the events that transpired, though there are certain cinematic liberties which might have been taken. While the movie follows the…
Hate Crimes … US and India … A Parallel Drawn…
Around three years back India elected Modi with a huge majority. Modi was alway known as a right wing leader who rode on the promises of Development and “Sabka Saath, Sabka Vikas” and came as the winner amongst the unequals. Similarly, the Americans elected Donald Trump as their leader. Donald Trump also ran on the…
Jai Shree Ram, Har Har Modi …. the begining of New India has begun …
After the thumping majority of BJP in UP here are a few things that happened: – BJP UP Vice President who was sacked because he called Mayawati a Prostitute has been quickly inducted back into the party. Apparently he is no longer a vile abuser. – Numerous people who have been writing against…
Well Defended, Arun Jaitley Ji ….
Congratulations to Arun Jaitley for being our next Defence Minister. I am sure he has been given the dual role of Finance Minister and Defence Minister because of his tremendous experience in Defence. We have already seen his value added efforts to India’s economy. He successfully defended himself in the DDCA scam allegations…
Electoral Victories are Fine … When does India start Winning?
From where I stand, I see that the electoral victories are all about “Yay I won, Shame you lost” It’s like watching a Derby and wishing that the horse you were betting on wins. If he wins you go out and have a party, if he loses you feel sad and curse your bad…
WARNING: Women … DO NOT READ THIS POST !!
WARNING: WOMEN …. DON’T READ THIS POST !! FOR MEN ONLY (On Woman’s Day): On this Woman’s Day lets all take a pledge to give Equality to Women. Lets make an effort to give the Women their Rights. Lets give them the Right to Freedom, Freedom to live their life the…
The Desi Cracked Pot 