Bholu Gets a Call from a “Bhai”

Bholu Bhakt came running to my house, quite out of his breath and with a scared expression on his face.

Bholu Bhakt: Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai
Me: Shant Bholu Shant, what happened?

Bholu Bhakt: Bhai I just got a threatening call from some Gangster !!!
Me: Errr, but you never say anything against Modi ji, then how did this happen?

Bholu Bhakt: No, I think this was from a real gangster…..Underworld wala, Dubai types !!
Me: Hmmm, what did he want?

Bholu Bhakt: Bhai he said he was some Altaaf Kandawala and he said that he will kidnap my kids if I dont pay him Rs. 25 lacs
Me: Twenty Five Lacs !!!

Bholu Bhakt: Yeah, he knew everything. Their names, their ages, that they study in Rashtriya Seva Vidyalaya school, in which standards, everything !!
Me: Omg !! This is serious. So what did you tell him?

Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, kya bolta main….I told him to please spare my kids and I am ready to pay him even Rs. 50 lacs if he wants !!
Me: Oh …. so what did he say then?

Bholu Bhakt: He said, “Aukaat mein reh ke baat kar Bholu, I have seen your IT returns, you cant pay more than Rs. 25 lacs”
Me: Huh!!! He knew that too?

Bholu Bhakt: Yeah, my wife, Durga should have never bought that new mobile connection !!! Damn it !!
Me: Bholu, kuch Aadhar chahiye to bol dena

Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, Aadhar ka naam mat lo mere saamne
Me: Sorry….

Disclaimer: This is just a joke, your Aadhar details are 100% safe and secure, do not worry. No seriously !! No need to worry at all. Ever heard of anyone’s Aadhar details being leaked?? Anyones? Sakshi and Mahendar Singh Dhoni’s??

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