Bholu Decides to Conserve Fuel

Bholu Bhakt came running into my house sweat pouring down his forehead.
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai
Me: Bholu!!! I am here. Calm down. What happened?
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai do you know Modi Ji has just declared that all petrol pumps will remain closed on every Sunday, after 14th May?
Me: Huh? What? Why?
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, to conserve fuel! For one whole day the entire India will not fill fuel. Imagine the fuel we will save with a population of 1.2 Billion people that we have.
Me: You can’t be serious!!
Bholu Bhakt: Its a Masterstroke by Modi Ji. Hats off to his vision.
Me: So lets say someone has to go somewhere on a Sunday, what will they do?
Bholu Bhakt: Uff Bhai, they will fill up the fuel on Saturday night na!
Me: So if everyone fills up the fuel they need for Sunday, on the Saturday, how is this going to conserve fuel?
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai do minute mein aaya, I think I hear my wife calling me..
Me: Bholu jawab to dete jao 😳😳😳
Disclaimer: Some Masterstrokes are understood by everyone, rest of the Masterstrokes are understood only by the Masterstrokers.

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