Bholu Wants Everyone to know “Why Katappa Killed Bahubali?”

My phone rang just a few minutes back and I could hear a panting noise through the ear piece.
 
“Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai….”
 
Me: Bholu? You!!! You are calling me long distance? All the way from India?
 
Bholu Bhakt: Haan Bhai. I can’t call you kya?
Me: Ofcourse you can, Bholu, but you do know that international rates are way higher right?
 
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, aap ke liye ye Chote mote expenses are negligible.
Me: Errr okay. So what’s up Bholu?
 
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, Bahubali got released finally and I know you won’t get to watch it.
Me: Well yes, I will watch it when I get back though.
 
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, but you must be having stomach aches no?
Me: Stomach Aches? No. Why?
 
Bholu Bhakt: To know why Kattappa killed Bahubali?
Me: Haha. No Bholu, not really
 
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, but would you like me to tell you why Kattappa killed Bahubali?
Me: Bholu, I would rather be interested in knowing from you, why Modi Ji did Demonetization
 
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, phone rakhta hun, international calling rates are very high….
Me: 😂😂😂
 
Disclaimer: The greatest mysteries in life remain unsolved, all others are revealed on Friday mornings, first day, first show.

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