I was walking towards the parking as I saw Bholu Bhakt standing in one place looking up at something.
Me: Bholu, hey, what are you looking at.
Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, I am looking at that Paani Ki Tanki on the top of our building
Me: Oh, why? Something wrong? Is it leaking or something?
Bholu Bhakt: No No. I just wanted to express my love for India and feel very patriotic today. Badey din hue Patriotism Patriotism nahi khela.
Me: By staring at the paani Ki tanki?
Bholu Bhakt: Kya Bhai, you don’t watch the News? The VC of JNU has proposed that if they have a Tank in the campus the people there will become more patriotic.
Me: BHOLU!!! He meant an Army Tank not a Water Tank.
Bholu Bhakt: Oh, tabhi sochu, I have been looking at this tank since the past one hour but wo Patriotism waali feeling aa hi nahi rahi thi 😢
Disclaimer: If tanks at Universities can inspire students to be more patriotic, wouldn’t Gandhi’s photo on currency notes have inspired Indians to be more honest?