While coming back in the evening, I met Bholu sitting with a rather forlon look on his face.
Me: Hey Bholu, why the long face?
Bholu Bhakt: Nahi to Bhai, my face has always been round.
Me: I mean, why do you look so worried and sad?
Bholu Bhakt: Oh that, Bhai I just read that news about Baba Ram Rahim….
Me: And you are sad because he is arrested?
Bholu Bhakt: No No Bhai, I am glad he is arrested. He is a rapist. He doesn’t need to be out in the free world. The Court has taken a very brave decision.
Me: That’s nice Bholu, you also realise that he was a fraud?
Bholu Bhakt: Ofcourse Bhai, total fraud, he was taking advantage of the gullible junta…… I am surprised how come people fall for the lies of such Babas.
Me: That’s brilliant Bholu. I am impressed. So hey, wanna have a cup of coffee?
Bholu Bhakt: Oh nahi Bhai, I wish I could, but I have to go to Baba Gorakhnaths pravachan. Now, he is a great Baba. Do you know all the big Politicians go to seek his blessings? He is a real Goodman 👍
Me: *Facepalm*
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