I have always wondered why there is such a melodrama associated with the presentation of Budget. A Budget is nothing but a PLAN of funds. It shows the Source of Funds versus the planned disbursement of the same. Anyone who has worked in the Corporate world and has been in higher positions know that the…
Month: January 2018
Oh My Beloved India, Where Are You?
Dear India, Where are you? I know its not like I look for you everyday. In my defense I am pretty busy looking for my survival till tomorrow. But tomorrow is one of those two days in the year when I do try and look for you. Oh My Beloved India, Where…
Durga ….. The Mother
“Are you going to sit there and take this kind of a treatment, all your life, Mom”, said the firm voice in the front of her. Durga, looked up at her 16 year old daughter, standing in the front of her with her hands on her hips, her eyes glaring down at her Mother,…
Hey Girls !!! Why Do You Force Us Men to Rape You??
Dear Girls, What’s wrong with you? In the last 5 days, 6 of you girls had to be raped !!! Are you stupid or something? Why do you wear short skirts?……oh you didn’t? Accha why do you wear lipstick?……oh you don’t wear that too? Okay then you must have…
“Adults Can Get Into Marriages of Their Choice”, Says SC ….. BUT WE ALREADY KNOW THAT !!!
“Adults can get into marriages of their choice and no panchayat, khap, individual, society can question them” “Attack on couples by Khap panchayats are illegal” These are some of the declarations made by the Supreme Court today. But hey !!!! We already knew that. We know we live in a country…
Orange Passports for Those Who Havent Passed 10th…..
The Modi Sarkar has come up with a new proposal for Passport holders !!! From now on, all those people need an Emigration Check (ECR Category) will have an orange color passport. Basically, what this means is that all Indians who have not passed their 10th Standard education will have an Orange passport….
Media Response to SC Judges Press Conference
4 SC judges hold an unprecedented Press Conference today, raise concerns against the Chief Justice of India, say “Democracy is in danger” Here are the expected Headlines from major news channels in the evening debates. NDTV: Congress and BJP, War Of Words over Press Conference #SCPressConference Times Now: How Rahul Gandhi has…
Sambhaji Bhide … The Man ! The Miracle ! The Messiah !!
Sambhaji Bhide !!! The Man !! The Miracle !! The Messiah !!! I was just browsing through the biography of Sambhaji Bhide floating around the social media and I was absolutely astounded by what I read. I must say this man is a gem !!! He is a Gold Medalist in Atomic…
Bholu and the Haj Subsidy
Bholu Bhakt: Damn these Muslims have become quiet. Me: How come? Bholu Bhakt: Today I went outside Khan Chacha’s chicken shop and shouted, “Modi Ji has cancelled Haj subsidy” Me: So? Bholu Bhakt: I expected the Muslims outside there to start arguing about how bad this was for them. You know the usual…
“Dont Hire Him……He Is A Kamble !!”
A few years back (I was 23-24 then), I was visiting a friend in his office. My friend, who was a good ten years older than me, ran a respectable mid sized business and at that time he employed around 100-120 people in his company. He had a manufacturing set up and his employees…
A Child ….. No More
The little child stood clinging on to the hand of his father as he tried to look through the crowd of people standing in the front of them. They were all listening to some person, whom he didnt know, standing on a makeshift stage, giving a speech about some other person, whom he also didnt…
The Desi Cracked Pot 