Bholu Bhakt: Damn these Muslims have become quiet.
Me: How come?
Bholu Bhakt: Today I went outside Khan Chacha’s chicken shop and shouted, “Modi Ji has cancelled Haj subsidy”
Bholu Bhakt: I expected the Muslims outside there to start arguing about how bad this was for them. You know the usual “Islam Khatre Mein Hain” stuff?
Me: Oh then?
Bholu Bhakt: Well, not one person said anything. Infact a couple of them smiled and said, “We welcome this move”
Bholu Bhakt: Why are you grinning?
Me: Dont you know that the Muslims themselves had requested the Government to cancel the Haj subsidy and there was actually the SC which ordered the Govt in 2012 to eliminate this in 10 years? They have cheaper ways of doing that tour.
Bholu Bhakt: What !! Oh !! Damn, I didnt know that.
Me: Btw, do you know that the Government is also considering scrapping the subsidy given to Amarnath Yatra and the Kumbh Mela fundings made from the Govt treasury?
Bholu Bhakt: Holy Gobar !!! Hindu Khatre Mein Hain !!!
Me: 😀 😀
Disclaimer: This is the first time both the Bhakts and the Muslims are happy for the same thing, albeit for different reasons 😉