Bholu Bhakt Protests Against Hijaab, Ends Up Defending the Ghunghat

Bholu Bhakt was sitting in his chair in the front of a rather scared Masoom Mureed, when I walked into Bholu’s house.   Masoom usually shuts up when Bholu is screaming at the top of his lungs and this seemed to be just such an occassion.   I had heard the words, “BURKHA” and “HIJAAB”,…

Bholu Bhakt Hates Justin Beiber

Bholu Bhakt came rushing into my office, his face red and I could almost detect fire coming out of his ears….   Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, Ye Kal Ka Piddi sa Chokra !!! Isko apne kaam se kaam rakhne ko kya hota hain? Me: Err what happened Bholu, calm down….who and what are you talking about?…

Bholu Bhakt and the ISI Mark

Bholu Bhakt came rushing into my house, his face red with anger.   Bholu Bhakt: These bloody ISI .. They are a Terrorist funding organization. Me: Bhai, what happened now?   Bholu Bhakt: Do you know that all these rail accidents which are happening are being funded by ISI? Me: Err….   Bholu Bhakt: And…

Bholu Bhakt compares Modi Ji versus Trump Ji

Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, tell me seriously, who do you think is a better choice for being a Head of State? Modi Ji or Trump Ji? Me: I would think Donald Trump.   Bholu Bhakt: What!!!! Whyyyy??? Don’t you think Modi Ji would be a better choice? Me: Well in all fairness, Trump never had any…

Bholu Bhakt, in the Interest of the Nation

Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, people are reading your posts, you should use that to the advantage of the Nation. Me: Umm, how do I do that?   Bholu Bhakt: You should write something about Demonetization, now that the 50 days are over. Me: I have written about it in the past.   Bholu Bhakt: Yeah but…

Bholu Bhakt Wants Proof ..

Me: You know, India is becoming increasingly unsafe for women, day by day. Bholu Bhakt: Hah !!! Kuch Bhi !! India is very safe for women. Look at Saudi, Look at Pakistan, Look at Syria, Look at Germany… Me: But I am an Indian, so I will look at Bangalore, Mumbai, Pune, Delhi, right? Bholu…

Bholu Bhakt Reads “I Am A Troll”

My phone rang just as I was about to start doing my Yoga (koff Koff) okay about to take a nap. Me: Hello!! Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, I am very upset Me: Why? What happened? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, people are claiming that BJP employs a Troll Army. Some idiot girl has also written a book about…

Bholu Bhakt and The Sleeveless Blouse

So I was sitting in Bholu Bhakt’s office having my Chai while Bholu was busy in discussion with his another close friend. Masoom Mureed. Masoom Mureed: Bholu Bhai, Sami Bhai did not do right by allowing his wife to wear such clothes. Bholu Bhakt: How can you say that?? Its his wife, he can allow…

Bholu Bhakt And The Dent In The Car

Bholu Bhakt finally managed to hire a new driver and the first task entrusted to the new appointee was to get Bholu’s brand new car from its first servicing.   I dropped Bholu to his office, since he didnt have his car and as we reached the office we could see his shiny new car…

Bholu Bhakt Worries About Baby Taimur

Bholu Bhakt was sitting outside his house with his face downcast. Me: Hey Bholu, what happened?? Why so sad? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, you know I am so worried…. Me: Arey, its okay, I know RBI changed the rules again, but atleast you dont have to satisfy two bank officers now. Bholu Bhakt: No !! No…

Bholu Bhakt Goes To Eat Laddoos

I spotted Bholu Bhakt standing in a long line outside the Bank of Baroda ATM at 2:30 pm in the afternoon, under the blazing sun. Me: Oye Bholu !! Why are you standing in the line?? Didnt you just withdraw your weekly money in the morning? Bholu Bhakt: Arey nahi Bhai. I am not standing…

Bholu Bhakt Wants a Driver

Bholu Bhakt was sitting in his office talking to a guy, as I walked in. Zee News being played out in the background. Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, have a seat I will finish interviewing this guy, I need a driver for my car. I sat down. Bholu Bhakt (to the guy): Haan, to bata. How do…