#ThisJustIn #BreakingNews As soon as our drunk reporters heard the news that Modi has written a book for school children called, “Exam Warriors”, they sprung into action and decided to find out more details about this great book. Being investigative reporters that they are, they had to first investigate and find out how to…
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Archaeological Survey of India (ASI) to be disbanded and replaced by Archaeoillogical Survey of Sangh (ASS) due its declaration of Taj Mahal as a Tomb and not as a Shiva Temple !!
The Archaeological Survey of India has openly declared in an extensive report that Taj Mahal was never a Tejo Mahalya. As per the report presented by them, no evidence could be found that a Shiva Temple existed in the place of Taj Mahal. On reading this report a certain unnamed Minister slapped the Survey…
The Race For Railway Ministry After Suresh Prabhu’s Resignation
Since the time Suresh Prabhu has given his resignation as the Railway Minister, there has been in a tremendous uproar at all the Railway Stations all around India. Rumours are also afloat about the next best replacement for Prabhu for this job. My drunk sources tried their best to collect as much information…
The Real Reason Why Trump Pulled Out Of the Paris Climate Change Agreement —- An Expose !!
While many of you might have heard about Donald Trump pulling US out of the Paris Climate Change Agreement, very few of you must be knowing the real reason for it. It all got triggered by that one harmless call between Trump and Modi Ji which ended up in Trump taking such a drastic…
After Seizing Dawood’s Properties, Ajit Doval is After ROBERT VADRA !!
#ThisJustIn #BreakingNews It has been nearly confirmed by unconfirmed sources from a relatively unknown semi-close aide of James Bond Ajit Doval, that all the properties of Robert Vadra aka Jijaji have been seized by the Gurgaon Police. This has come close on the heels of UAE Government seizing Rs. 15,000 crore worth of…
How the BJP tried to Boycott the Odd/Even Rule in Delhi….
So, the first phase of the Odd Even Rule in Delhi came to an end and my drunk sources immediately went there to check the response. “The Rule was a HUGE success”, claimed one over enthusiastic AAP supporter while waving a broom under the reporter’s nose. “We had a lot of fun taking pot shots…
Non-Bailable Warrant Issued against M. S. Dhoni !!!
Mahindra Singh Dhoni is in trouble. The courts have just issued a non-bailable warrant against him. Sometime back MS Dhoni featured in a picture on a Magazine cover where he was shown as Lord Vishnu. Y Shyam Sunder of VHP (Lol yes, them again) is responsible for moving the courts to issue a “warrant for…
India Demands to Shut Down NDTV !!
Breaking News: Barkha Dutt earns the much coveted position of being the First Indian in 2016 to be sent to Pakistan. At the same time there have been suggestions that Ravish Kumar should change his name to Maulana Ravish Kumar. The online onslaught of the Bhakts on NDTV has come in after Barkha Dutt did a…
Move Over IIT and IIM, India launches its Biggest Educational Institute ……. IIN (Idea Internet Network) !!!!
The Major institutes like IIT and IIM are suddenly finding their lecture halls empty with students opting more for the comfort of their homes than going to actual classrooms. Smriti Irani must have been Zonked at the ease at which Education is now available in India !!!! It took Smriti Irani, SIX WHOLE DAYS to…
Spice Jet Plane Gets Hit by a Buffalo …… The Inside Story.
The Inside Story Of The Spice Jet Plane Hitting the Buffalo !! In a rather startling news, a Spice Jet plane hit a (believe it or not) Buffalo during takeoff, from Surat Airport. Now, we have heard of planes hitting birds….. But a BUFFALO ???????!!!!! While the Congress has demanded the resignation of the PM…
Right To Orgasm … Demand the Women in India!!
I read, in a popular daily, that the Women of India are now, demanding the Right To Orgasm. Oh yes you heard it right!!! Haven’t we come a loooong way from the Women demanding the Right to Education? Or the Right to having a separate Bogey in local trains for them?? Way to Go Women!!…
The Desi Cracked Pot 