After Seizing Dawood’s Properties, Ajit Doval is After ROBERT VADRA !!

#ThisJustIn #BreakingNews   It has been nearly confirmed by unconfirmed sources from a relatively unknown semi-close aide of James Bond Ajit Doval, that all the properties of Robert Vadra aka Jijaji have been seized by the Gurgaon Police.   This has come close on the heels of UAE Government seizing Rs. 15,000 crore worth of…

How the BJP tried to Boycott the Odd/Even Rule in Delhi….

So, the first phase of the Odd Even Rule in Delhi came to an end and my drunk sources immediately went there to check the response. “The Rule was a HUGE success”, claimed one over enthusiastic AAP supporter while waving a broom under the reporter’s nose. “We had a lot of fun taking pot shots…

Non-Bailable Warrant Issued against M. S. Dhoni !!!

Mahindra Singh Dhoni is in trouble. The courts have just issued a non-bailable warrant against him. Sometime back MS Dhoni featured in a picture on a Magazine cover where he was shown as Lord Vishnu. Y Shyam Sunder of VHP (Lol yes, them again) is responsible for moving the courts to issue a “warrant for…

India Demands to Shut Down NDTV !!

Breaking News: Barkha Dutt earns the much coveted position of being the First Indian in 2016 to be sent to Pakistan. At the same time there have been suggestions that Ravish Kumar should change his name to Maulana Ravish Kumar. The online onslaught of the Bhakts on NDTV has come in after Barkha Dutt did a…

Spice Jet Plane Gets Hit by a Buffalo …… The Inside Story.

The Inside Story Of The Spice Jet Plane Hitting the Buffalo !! In a rather startling news, a Spice Jet plane hit a (believe it or not) Buffalo during takeoff, from Surat Airport. Now, we have heard of planes hitting birds….. But a BUFFALO ???????!!!!! While the Congress has demanded the resignation of the PM…

Right To Orgasm … Demand the Women in India!!

I read, in a popular daily, that the Women of India are now, demanding the Right To Orgasm. Oh yes you heard it right!!! Haven’t we come a loooong way from the Women demanding the Right to Education? Or the Right to having a separate Bogey in local trains for them?? Way to Go Women!!…