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Indian Women Should Stop Wearing Jeans !!!!

Women and Jeans….or rather Women in Jeans have always irked the Indian Male. Many Indian Men have commented on Women wearing Jeans. Whether it is an MP like Satyapal Singh who thinks Women shouldnt wear jeans because no one will marry them. Or Yesudas, the singer (love his songs btw) saying that Women shouldnt trouble…

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7 Point Somethings: Year End Performance Presentation Strategies…

With the year-end at March drawing near, I am sure most of you people would be busy with making your year end presentations.   At such times, one of the biggest worries is how to make these presentations, since our increments depend on how well we portray the performance of our team.   But don’t…

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Government Reacts to Maharashtra Farmer’s Protests……

Somewhere in the hallowed halls of Mumbai Mantralaya……   An aide runs through the doors of the large cool office, not bothering to knock, in his hurry, as protocol would have demanded.   Aide: Saheb Saheb…. we are in trouble Saheb: Aaaaaa….Aaaaaaa…..   Aide: Saheb, stop singing for a moment and listen to me. Saheb…

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Farmers Are Protesting in Mumbai….. Why Why Oh Why???

Yesterday was pretty horrible in Mumbai !! OMG Seriously !!! There were snarling traffic jams everywhere. Apparently some farmers from somewhere in Maharashtra took it upon themselves to hold the bubbly city of Mumbai to ransom. They walked around 200 Kms from various places and came and ceremoniously plopped themselves in the middle of our…

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Love Letter To Modi Ji …. Happy Valentine’s Day

My Dear Valentine Modi Ji, It was on 14th February 2014 when I first saw and heard you while speaking in Surat. I didnt know much about you before that, only knew that you were going to bring in a Metro in Ahmedabad since 2010 in the dry State of Gujarat, where alcohol was available…

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Orange Passports for Those Who Havent Passed 10th…..

The Modi Sarkar has come up with a new proposal for Passport holders !!!   From now on, all those people need an Emigration Check (ECR Category) will have an orange color passport.   Basically, what this means is that all Indians who have not passed their 10th Standard education will have an Orange passport….

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Media Response to SC Judges Press Conference

4 SC judges hold an unprecedented Press Conference today, raise concerns against the Chief Justice of India, say “Democracy is in danger”   Here are the expected Headlines from major news channels in the evening debates.   NDTV: Congress and BJP, War Of Words over Press Conference #SCPressConference   Times Now: How Rahul Gandhi has…

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Sambhaji Bhide … The Man ! The Miracle ! The Messiah !!

Sambhaji Bhide !!! The Man !! The Miracle !! The Messiah !!!   I was just browsing through the biography of Sambhaji Bhide floating around the social media and I was absolutely astounded by what I read.   I must say this man is a gem !!!   He is a Gold Medalist in Atomic…

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A Tryst With Demonetization

A Tryst With Demonetization —– on the eve of demonetization   Mitrooonnnnnn   One year ago we made a tryst with demonetization, and now the time comes when we shall redeem our pledge, not at all in the full measure and not very substantially either.   At the stroke of the midnight hour, when the…

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