I wonder why people are making such a hue and cry about the statement made by Ramveer Bhatti, the Deputy, of the BJP Chief of Haryana whose son was stalking a girl in the middle of the night. What he has said makes perfect sense……. I hope you have all read about the stalking…
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My Wife Was Hiding Something From Me….. And I Had To Find Out What !!!
For the past few days, my wife had been acting weird. She had suddenly become very secretive. She was definitely hiding something from me, and I had noticed this. Asking her casual questions about, how everything was going, only got me an, “Everything is okay” from her. But her actions did not…
These 3 Men will lead India to become the next Universal Superpower and Nothing can stop us now……
With the new Team India being set up, I think we are finally going to move in the direction of making India into a Superpower. Not only will India, be a Superpower in terms of Economy but will lead the world in terms of Environment and Science too. I mean, look at the new Team…
The Father And The Son …
Sometime back, I had a father son duo living in my neighborhood before they shifted a few years back to some other place. A nice simple family. An ageing father who lived with his young son. The father was a very nice guy, very decent, good to talk to and had a very…
5 Step Guide To Understand GST … By Modi Ji
Those people who are still confused by GST, I am pretty sure, they haven’t been paying attention to Modi’s GST launch speech. But nevermind, let me break it down for you. Modi Ji has explained GST in a very easy manner, during his launch speech. So easy that even a simpleton like me…
12 Member Delegation from Haryana Ministry Goes to Fiji Islands To Tackle The Problem of Stray Cattle !!!
The Haryana Government is sending a 12 member delegation led by their State Haryana Minister Om Prakash Dhankar on a two week tour to Australia, New Zealand and Fiji !!! Do you know why?? To talk to various people and understand how Haryana can tackle the problem of…… (wait for it)…. STRAY CATTLE. …
If MMS is “The Accidental Prime Minister”, Is Narendra Modi “The Prime Ministerial Accident”?
So, Anupam Kher is all set to act in the upcoming movie, “The Accidental Prime Minister” taking on the role of the Ex-Prime Minister, Man Mohan Singh. This is probably the first time that a biopic on a Political personality is being made, which is produced by the opposite party. But when Ashoke Pandit…
Modi Had Promised 50% Profit for Farmers in 2014 …. #JoKahaSoKiya !!
2014: Modi had promised 50% profit for farmers !!! And today in 2017, I see a lot of the sickulars, leftoverists and generally the entire Anti-Modi aka Anti-National brigade (because Modi = India) cribbing about how the current BJP Government has been a monumental failure in moving closer to this promise. HAH !!!…
6 Most Important Things About The Madhya Pradesh Farmer’s Shooting..
Here are the 6 most important things that you have to know about the recent shootings against the farmers in Madhya Pradesh in which 5 farmers were killed. 1. The State Government and the CRPF have not fired at the farmers. So basically the farmers were shot by the same people who shot dead…
Peacock, “But Puspa, I hate Tears”
We all know that peacock is the National bird of India. But do you know why?? Nah nah, not because it’s beautiful and it’s multicolored feathers show a unity in diversity, no crap like it. Peacock is the National bird of India because it is pious!! Pious and a Bramhachari (celibate). And…
Sonu Nigam … When You Have Friends Like Abhijeet …. You Dont Need Enemies
Imagine you are sitting in the only fine dine upscale restaurant in the city. Its a great place where the best of the best come over to have a gala time. A friend of yours is sitting in the same restaurant on a separate table. Now, your friend starts behaving like a perfect…
Sant Randeep Hooda Gives Some Terrific Advice to Solve The Problems of Indians..
Muslims: We are being murdered because our religion provokes someone coming from a Political rally. Dalits: We are being beaten up for transporting cattle. Muslims: We are being marginalised and harassed by new laws made by the Government Dalits: We are being tied up to jeeps and whacked with iron rods by…
The Desi Cracked Pot 