New Production Targets set for Hindus ….. 8 kids per couple !!

And if you thought it was only the Corporates who upped the targets every year, you are sadly mistaken.   The Hindus have just got their production targets increased for the year 2017-2018   While last year most of the men and women of Hindurasthra struggled to meet the targets of 4 kids per family,…

When Sonu Nigam Spoke Out Against the Azaan……

Sonu Nigam has shot back in the news with his tweet about Azaan’s being played on loudspeakers in the early morning which disturbs his sleep.   And while the Musanghis are going all red in the face with this comment, the Bhakts are jumping up and down to the extent of recommending Sonu for the…

Well Defended, Arun Jaitley Ji ….

Congratulations to Arun Jaitley for being our next Defence Minister.   I am sure he has been given the dual role of Finance Minister and Defence Minister because of his tremendous experience in Defence. We have already seen his value added efforts to India’s economy.   He successfully defended himself in the DDCA scam allegations…

An Open Letter, To All Girls Who Wear Men’s Clothes….

OPEN LETTER to all Girls Who Wear Men’s Clothes:   Dear Girls in Men’s Clothing,   Hey Girls, do you know what Polycistic Ovarian Syndrome is?   Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome is a hormonal dis-balance issue in Women, which might make it difficult for them to get pregnant.   While many Doctors are trying to get…

Anil Bokil is an Economist?? And I am Einstein :)

Just got a cocktail and dinner invitation from the a Commerce Chamber to listen to the talk with “Noted Economist Anil Bokil”   I shot them back an mail asking them, since when did Anil Bokil became an Economist?   Just because someone writes a paper on an Idealistic Alternate Economy model, he does not…

The Weekend That Was …..

The last few days were quite enlightening for me, and amusingly so. I learnt so many things about the society in general, I tell you.   Like; Rapes and Molestations are akin to motorbike accidents and its your fault for not wearing a helment, if you are involved in one. So basically, women while walking…

Sorry Women…Just 4 Children Wont Do !! Now We Want 10 !

While we were still trying to cope up with the last challenge of having 4 kids, these guys have gone ahead and changed the norms again. Seriously !!! What is with these Sanghis and their changing rules?? Now, Vasudevanand Saraswati, who is suppposed to be a Hindu Spiritual Leader has urged the Hindus to have…

Ganga Jaise Pavitra …..

When Ravi Shankar Prasad went on TV yesterday and claimed that Modi Ji is “Ganga Jaise Pavitra” the first thing that happened was the flashing of vivid images in the front of my eyes, of Mandakini frolicking under the waterfall dressed in her sheer white saree, with nothing underneath.   It was only when her…