New Production Targets set for Hindus ….. 8 kids per couple !!

And if you thought it was only the Corporates who upped the targets every year, you are sadly mistaken.   The Hindus have just got their production targets increased for the year 2017-2018   While last year most of the men and women of Hindurasthra struggled to meet the targets of 4 kids per family,…

Bholu Wants Everyone to know “Why Katappa Killed Bahubali?”

My phone rang just a few minutes back and I could hear a panting noise through the ear piece.   “Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai….”   Me: Bholu? You!!! You are calling me long distance? All the way from India?   Bholu Bhakt: Haan Bhai. I can’t call you kya? Me: Ofcourse you can, Bholu, but…

Bholu Decides to Conserve Fuel

Bholu Bhakt came running into my house sweat pouring down his forehead.   Bholu Bhakt: Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai Me: Bholu!!! I am here. Calm down. What happened?   Bholu Bhakt: Bhai do you know Modi Ji has just declared that all petrol pumps will remain closed on every Sunday, after 14th May? Me: Huh?…

When Sonu Nigam Spoke Out Against the Azaan……

Sonu Nigam has shot back in the news with his tweet about Azaan’s being played on loudspeakers in the early morning which disturbs his sleep.   And while the Musanghis are going all red in the face with this comment, the Bhakts are jumping up and down to the extent of recommending Sonu for the…

Does The Government have no time to talk to Those Who Feed Us???

#SaveTheFarmers   Based on my previous post about the plight of the Tamil Nadu Farmers, here are some more inputs.   Yes, the farmers are protesting and there are numerous students trying to rally in their support.   However, the Government is cracking down against them so swiftly and efficiently that their agitation is being…

Bholu Gets a Call from a “Bhai”

Bholu Bhakt came running to my house, quite out of his breath and with a scared expression on his face. Bholu Bhakt: Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai Me: Shant Bholu Shant, what happened? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai I just got a threatening call from some Gangster !!! Me: Errr, but you never say anything against Modi ji,…