I am quite amazed at the naivety and the gullibility of the Indian masses. They fall for anything that is well packaged, without bothering to check the quality of the contents of the package. And they do it again and again without fail. When Modi got elected on his promises of Ache Din,…
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Kele Pe Kachra With Mr. Arun Jaitley
#KelePeKachra Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to yet another episode of our immensely popular segment …. Kele Pe Kachra. Today, in our studio, along with our Inebriated Interviewer, we have, the Man whose grasp on the Economy of India, is as firm as Mike Tyson’s grasp on a violin …. CHOKINGGGGGG !!!…. So, without much further…
The Race For Railway Ministry After Suresh Prabhu’s Resignation
Since the time Suresh Prabhu has given his resignation as the Railway Minister, there has been in a tremendous uproar at all the Railway Stations all around India. Rumours are also afloat about the next best replacement for Prabhu for this job. My drunk sources tried their best to collect as much information…
Bulldozing Over The Rubble of Democracy — Arun Jaitley and His Finance Bill 2017
And while the entire Media and the people of the Country are busy playing “Spot the Monkey” with Yogi Adityanath, the Finance Minister has slyly used a backdoor to push in a Finance Bill which will be altering 40 different laws. Here are some of the highlights of this Bill which will give you…
Well Defended, Arun Jaitley Ji ….
Congratulations to Arun Jaitley for being our next Defence Minister. I am sure he has been given the dual role of Finance Minister and Defence Minister because of his tremendous experience in Defence. We have already seen his value added efforts to India’s economy. He successfully defended himself in the DDCA scam allegations…
“Jiski Laathi Uski Bhains” seems to be the motto of the BJP Government
After a string of violent protests specifically in Bengaluru against the controversial strict restrictions on withdrawal of PF, the current Modi Government has done a U-Turn and rolled back the PF restrictions. The BJP Government had restricted the complete withdrawal from PF account before the retirement of 58 years. This had led to a huge…
EPF is Taxed?? So what…. Enjoy the Birthday cake :)
Those who are cribbing about the Tax attack on your EPF savings, here is something for you to cheer about. The Government has promised to give the Nation two huge Birthday Parties. Arun Jaitley has allocated a sum of Rs. 200 Crores for Happy Birthday Celebrations of Guru Gobind Singh and Pandit Deen Dayal Upadhyay….
Union Budget 2016: Middle Class left staring at “Ache Din” Poster on their walls?
The Union Budget was presented by Arun Jaitley yesterday. Modi called it the “Dream Budget” for everyone. I would tend to agree with that. Especially when the Government plans to double the Farmer’s revenue in 5 years time, it is nothing short of a dream That reminded me of those “Get Rich Quick” Schemes where,…
CM Fadanvis’s wife loves Gold Chains pulled out of thin air…..???
Maharashtra Chief Minister, Devendra Fadnavis, has suddenly got himself into trouble. This time because of his wife, Amruta. Apparently, Amruta Fadanvis went and visited a Saffron clad Baba, who whipped his hand and produced a Gold Chain out of thin air !!! He gifted this chain to Amruta, who bowed down and…
We Might Not be Having Enough Toilets…..But Hey, We Do Have Our Own App !!!
Everyone who was complaining about the “Swach Bharat Abhiyan” not being properly implemented can now relax. The Urban Development Ministry has announced that it would be launching its very own Swach Bharat App !!! This App would take care of all the implementation problems of the Abhiyan. Personally, I think that installing Dustbins, building more…
When India Got Massacred by Australia ….. Cricket !!!
So the match is over and India has been dealt with a stunning defeat, but I dont really think that it was a fair match in the first place. No, dont get me wrong, I am not blaming our Team India. I am actually inclined to blame our politicians for this. Firstly, we did not…