Bholu Bhakt came running to my house, quite out of his breath and with a scared expression on his face. Bholu Bhakt: Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai Me: Shant Bholu Shant, what happened? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai I just got a threatening call from some Gangster !!! Me: Errr, but you never say anything against Modi ji,…
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Bholu Bhakt Wants the Government to “Do Something”
Bholu was sitting on the couch with his face buried in his hands, a picture of dismay, as I walked into his house. Me: Bholu….What happened? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, kya batau… I am very depressed… Me: Aww Bholu, why? What happened? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, this Government…so much is going wrong with the Country and they…
Bholu Bhakt Deletes His Internet Browsing History
Bholu Bhakt came running into my house, early morning, almost crashing through the half open door with a copy of Times Of India in his hand. Bholu Bhakt: Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai…. Me: Bholu paani aa raha hain mere ghar mein, toilet paper laane ki kya jaroorat thi, saath mein? Bholu Bhakt: No…
Bholu Bhakt Follows Yogi Ji’s Preachings
I walked into Bholu Bhakt’s house as he was busy sticking a Yogi Aditynath poster on his living room wall, while his Kaamwaali Bai was busy cleaning up the kitchen. Me: Hey Bholu, you do realise that thats not Vin Diesel right? Bholu Bhakt: Ofcourse Bhai, buss kya !!! Thats the great Yogi Adityanath…
Bholu Bhakt Invites Modi Ji for a Roadshow
Dear Shri Shri Shrimaan Modi Ji, I have always been a great admirer of your work and a long time supporter of you and your party BJP. I have been in awe of your oral skills (bole to, wo speech dene waali ishtyle) and I have noticed how you tirelessly work. for the…
Bholu Bhakt Teaches His Son The Importance of Hard Work
I walked into Bholu Bhakt’s house for my regular evening chat with him to see him sitting besides his son Bajrangi. Me: Hey Bholu, how are you? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, give me half an hour, I have to take Bajrangi’s studies. Me: Okay (as I busied myself with the newspaper). Bholu Bhakt:…
Bholu Bhakt loves the Donkey
Bholu Bhakt came running to me, jumping up and down, in obvious glee. Me: Arey, Bholu, calm down … What are you so excited about? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, Bhai … Did you hear what a karara jawaab Modi Ji gave to Akhilesh Yadav? Me: No … errr … what, Bholu? Bholu Bhakt: You remember how…
Bholu Bhakt Goes Voting
Bholu Bhakt came running towards me outside the polling booth. Bholu Bhakt: Bhai Bhai, vote karne jaa rahe ho ya karke aa rahe ho? Me: Karke Aa Raha hun, Bholu. Bholu Bhakt: Aapne mere hi party ko vote kiya na? Me (showing him the finger): Ye Dekh. Bholu Bhakt: Bhai but this…
Bholu Bhakt defines “Godd Liya Bachcha”
Bholu Bhakt was sitting with a cute round faced kid on his lap, as I walked into his house. Me: Hey Bholu, how are you today? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, I am good. Bholu patted the little kid on his bum trying to push him off his lap. Bholu Bhakt (to the kid): Beta,…
Bholu Bhakt Celebrates Valentine’s Day
I rushed into the hospital room to see Bholu Bhakt lying on the bed, in obvious pain, his face battered, one eye turning blue, a plaster on his hand and a bandage around his head. Me: Bholu!!! What happened? I came over as soon as I got the message. Bholu: Bhaiiii, ab kya batau. You…
Bholu Bhakt Goes Campaigning
Bholu Bhakt was walking towards a newly opened BJP office in our area (TMC) with the Lotus gamcha around his neck when I waved at him. Bholu: Bhai Pranam. Me: Hey Bholu, where are you off to? Bholu: Bhai, I am going to campaign in the TMC area. Then from there to BMC…
Bholu Decides To Get Operated Upon
I was sitting in my office when Bholu came prancing in. Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, how do you think I look? Me: You look fine to me. Bholu Bhakt (pirouetting like a ballet dancer): Look carefully, how do I look? Me: You are looking great Bholu!! Why do you ask? Bholu Bhakt (Pulling…
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