#Budget2018 …. A New Budget or a New Jhumla by Modi???

I am quite amazed at the naivety and the gullibility of the Indian masses.   They fall for anything that is well packaged, without bothering to check the quality of the contents of the package. And they do it again and again without fail.   When Modi got elected on his promises of Ache Din,…

Kele Pe Kachra With Mr. Arun Jaitley

#KelePeKachra Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to yet another episode of our immensely popular segment …. Kele Pe Kachra. Today, in our studio, along with our Inebriated Interviewer, we have, the Man whose grasp on the Economy of India, is as firm as Mike Tyson’s grasp on a violin …. CHOKINGGGGGG !!!…. So, without much further…

Well Defended, Arun Jaitley Ji ….

Congratulations to Arun Jaitley for being our next Defence Minister.   I am sure he has been given the dual role of Finance Minister and Defence Minister because of his tremendous experience in Defence. We have already seen his value added efforts to India’s economy.   He successfully defended himself in the DDCA scam allegations…

Was Demonetization a Success or a Failure?? The Jury is still out !!

Considering all the hot topics being discussed in the Media, for the last few weeks, like, Jallikattu, Sheena Bora case, Modi playing Gandhi, Arnab “Rip”ing the Public, so on and so forth, I would like to take this opportunity to ask Modi Sarkar some very related questions.   – How much Black Money was uncovered…

Bholu Bhakt Goes To Eat Laddoos

I spotted Bholu Bhakt standing in a long line outside the Bank of Baroda ATM at 2:30 pm in the afternoon, under the blazing sun. Me: Oye Bholu !! Why are you standing in the line?? Didnt you just withdraw your weekly money in the morning? Bholu Bhakt: Arey nahi Bhai. I am not standing…

Bholu Bhakt Uses Banking Apps

Seeing Bholu Bhakt sitting rather woefully in his office I went up to him and patted on his back. Me: What happened bro? Bholu Bhakt: Arey Bhai I heard Modi Jis fiery speech in Punjab rally to fight against black money. Me: You mean Badal waali Punjab Rally na? Bholu Bhakt: Yes yes same one….

Modi Sarkaar announces the “Oye Lucky, Lucky Oye” Contest

Did you spend a lot of time in the bank lines, but did not get a single Laddoo?? Here is a Good News for you !!! Modi Sarkar brings to you as fresh as any other dangling carrot……… The Lucky Grahak Yojana !! The Modi Sarkar, via NITI Aayog, its think tank (which basically stands…

Demonetization …. A Masterstroke by Modi ji … Well, Almost

I am pretty convinced that the Demonetization is indeed a Masterstroke by Modi…..well, almost.   It will manage to catch all the bearers of black money very soon……well, almost.   All the rich businessmen of large corporates who skim taxes, evade duties and accumulate black money will come under the scanner…..but since most of this…

Bholu Bhakt and The Surgical Strikes

Me: You know about these surgical strikes…… I was just thinking…….. Bholu Bhakt: Oh stop talking about surgical strikes and questioning Modi’s Jis ability to deliver on his promise for India!! 😠😠😠 Me: Okay, sorry. Lets talk about Black Money, Unemployment, 15 lakhs, Industrial Output, Economy, Criminals and Corruption in the Government, Ache Din…… Bholu…