I have always wondered why there is such a melodrama associated with the presentation of Budget. A Budget is nothing but a PLAN of funds. It shows the Source of Funds versus the planned disbursement of the same. Anyone who has worked in the Corporate world and has been in higher positions know that the…
Tag: Corruption
Padmavati Controversy: An Open Letter to Sanjay Leela Bhansali, Deepika Padmavati Padukone and Ranveer Singh Khilji
An Open Letter to Sanjay Leela Bhansali, Deepika Padmavati Padukone and Ranveer Singh Khilji. Dear Mr. Bhansali, I am writing this as an open letter to you because, firstly, I do not have your postal address, and secondly, who doesnt like some Likes and Shares, while riding on the popularity of others, right? But more…
“If you let Narendra Modi fail now, no PM will dare to fight corruption for 100 years”—- Yeah Right …
“If you let Narendra Modi fail now, no PM will dare to fight corruption for 100 years” — says the latest BJP election campaign in Gujarat. Ye sunke mere to aankhon mein aansoo aa gaye…. I mean, seriously, for a brief moment, I had vivid images of Modi wearing a Saffron cape with…
India Ranks 100th in “Ease of Doing Business” …. Let the Chest Thumping Begin…
“Ease Of Doing Business” is a term which is being currently tomtomed all across the Media with our Finance Minister Arun Jaitley going ahead and taking a high profile press conference along with his Ministry team showing a Power Point Presentation. There has been a lot of cheering and chest thumping about how India…
Kele Pe Kachra With Mr. Arun Jaitley
#KelePeKachra Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to yet another episode of our immensely popular segment …. Kele Pe Kachra. Today, in our studio, along with our Inebriated Interviewer, we have, the Man whose grasp on the Economy of India, is as firm as Mike Tyson’s grasp on a violin …. CHOKINGGGGGG !!!…. So, without much further…
Well Defended, Arun Jaitley Ji ….
Congratulations to Arun Jaitley for being our next Defence Minister. I am sure he has been given the dual role of Finance Minister and Defence Minister because of his tremendous experience in Defence. We have already seen his value added efforts to India’s economy. He successfully defended himself in the DDCA scam allegations…
Electoral Victories are Fine … When does India start Winning?
From where I stand, I see that the electoral victories are all about “Yay I won, Shame you lost” It’s like watching a Derby and wishing that the horse you were betting on wins. If he wins you go out and have a party, if he loses you feel sad and curse your bad…
Bholu Bhakt Goes Campaigning
Bholu Bhakt was walking towards a newly opened BJP office in our area (TMC) with the Lotus gamcha around his neck when I waved at him. Bholu: Bhai Pranam. Me: Hey Bholu, where are you off to? Bholu: Bhai, I am going to campaign in the TMC area. Then from there to BMC…
Cut The Rhetoric!! Where are the Answers, Mr. Modi??
Its been almost three years since the Modi Sarkar has assumed office and there seems to be a classic disconnect between what the general people of India want to know and what the Government wants the people of India to know. But the majority of the country, which is quite silent and not as…
Bholu Bhakt And The Dent In The Car
Bholu Bhakt finally managed to hire a new driver and the first task entrusted to the new appointee was to get Bholu’s brand new car from its first servicing. I dropped Bholu to his office, since he didnt have his car and as we reached the office we could see his shiny new car…
Ganga Jaise Pavitra …..
When Ravi Shankar Prasad went on TV yesterday and claimed that Modi Ji is “Ganga Jaise Pavitra” the first thing that happened was the flashing of vivid images in the front of my eyes, of Mandakini frolicking under the waterfall dressed in her sheer white saree, with nothing underneath. It was only when her…
Modi Sarkaar announces the “Oye Lucky, Lucky Oye” Contest
Did you spend a lot of time in the bank lines, but did not get a single Laddoo?? Here is a Good News for you !!! Modi Sarkar brings to you as fresh as any other dangling carrot……… The Lucky Grahak Yojana !! The Modi Sarkar, via NITI Aayog, its think tank (which basically stands…
The Desi Cracked Pot 