Modi Ji’s Guide For “Warrior” Kids To Beat the “Exam” Blues

#ThisJustIn #BreakingNews As soon as our drunk reporters heard the news that Modi has written a book for school children called, “Exam Warriors”, they sprung into action and decided to find out more details about this great book.   Being investigative reporters that they are, they had to first investigate and find out how to…

Bholu Bhakt Goes Campaigning

Bholu Bhakt was walking towards a newly opened BJP office in our area (TMC) with the Lotus gamcha around his neck when I waved at him.   Bholu: Bhai Pranam. Me: Hey Bholu, where are you off to?   Bholu: Bhai, I am going to campaign in the TMC area. Then from there to BMC…

Bholu Bhakt compares Modi Ji versus Trump Ji

Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, tell me seriously, who do you think is a better choice for being a Head of State? Modi Ji or Trump Ji? Me: I would think Donald Trump.   Bholu Bhakt: What!!!! Whyyyy??? Don’t you think Modi Ji would be a better choice? Me: Well in all fairness, Trump never had any…