Love Letter To Modi Ji …. Happy Valentine’s Day

My Dear Valentine Modi Ji, It was on 14th February 2014 when I first saw and heard you while speaking in Surat. I didnt know much about you before that, only knew that you were going to bring in a Metro in Ahmedabad since 2010 in the dry State of Gujarat, where alcohol was available…

#Budget2018 …. A New Budget or a New Jhumla by Modi???

I am quite amazed at the naivety and the gullibility of the Indian masses.   They fall for anything that is well packaged, without bothering to check the quality of the contents of the package. And they do it again and again without fail.   When Modi got elected on his promises of Ache Din,…

A Tryst With Demonetization

A Tryst With Demonetization —– on the eve of demonetization   Mitrooonnnnnn   One year ago we made a tryst with demonetization, and now the time comes when we shall redeem our pledge, not at all in the full measure and not very substantially either.   At the stroke of the midnight hour, when the…

Kele Pe Kachra With Mr. Arun Jaitley

#KelePeKachra Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to yet another episode of our immensely popular segment …. Kele Pe Kachra. Today, in our studio, along with our Inebriated Interviewer, we have, the Man whose grasp on the Economy of India, is as firm as Mike Tyson’s grasp on a violin …. CHOKINGGGGGG !!!…. So, without much further…

Bholu Wants Everyone to know “Why Katappa Killed Bahubali?”

My phone rang just a few minutes back and I could hear a panting noise through the ear piece.   “Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai….”   Me: Bholu? You!!! You are calling me long distance? All the way from India?   Bholu Bhakt: Haan Bhai. I can’t call you kya? Me: Ofcourse you can, Bholu, but…

Well Defended, Arun Jaitley Ji ….

Congratulations to Arun Jaitley for being our next Defence Minister.   I am sure he has been given the dual role of Finance Minister and Defence Minister because of his tremendous experience in Defence. We have already seen his value added efforts to India’s economy.   He successfully defended himself in the DDCA scam allegations…

Bholu Decides To Get Operated Upon

I was sitting in my office when Bholu came prancing in.   Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, how do you think I look? Me: You look fine to me.   Bholu Bhakt (pirouetting like a ballet dancer): Look carefully, how do I look? Me: You are looking great Bholu!! Why do you ask?   Bholu Bhakt (Pulling…

Bholu Bhakt and the ISI Mark

Bholu Bhakt came rushing into my house, his face red with anger.   Bholu Bhakt: These bloody ISI .. They are a Terrorist funding organization. Me: Bhai, what happened now?   Bholu Bhakt: Do you know that all these rail accidents which are happening are being funded by ISI? Me: Err….   Bholu Bhakt: And…

Anil Bokil is an Economist?? And I am Einstein :)

Just got a cocktail and dinner invitation from the a Commerce Chamber to listen to the talk with “Noted Economist Anil Bokil”   I shot them back an mail asking them, since when did Anil Bokil became an Economist?   Just because someone writes a paper on an Idealistic Alternate Economy model, he does not…

Was Demonetization a Success or a Failure?? The Jury is still out !!

Considering all the hot topics being discussed in the Media, for the last few weeks, like, Jallikattu, Sheena Bora case, Modi playing Gandhi, Arnab “Rip”ing the Public, so on and so forth, I would like to take this opportunity to ask Modi Sarkar some very related questions.   – How much Black Money was uncovered…

Bholu Bhakt, in the Interest of the Nation

Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, people are reading your posts, you should use that to the advantage of the Nation. Me: Umm, how do I do that?   Bholu Bhakt: You should write something about Demonetization, now that the 50 days are over. Me: I have written about it in the past.   Bholu Bhakt: Yeah but…

Bholu Bhakt Worries About Baby Taimur

Bholu Bhakt was sitting outside his house with his face downcast. Me: Hey Bholu, what happened?? Why so sad? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, you know I am so worried…. Me: Arey, its okay, I know RBI changed the rules again, but atleast you dont have to satisfy two bank officers now. Bholu Bhakt: No !! No…