Bholu Bhakt Goes to Liquor Store

While on my weekend shopping spree, I found Bholu Bhakt standing outside a liquor store with crisp pink pink Rs. 2000 notes in his hands. I went and tapped him on his shoulder. Me: Hey, what are you doing at a liquor store? Bholu Bhakt: Buying Daru…..duh…. Me: Yeah I got that, but you don’t…