Dear Girls, What’s wrong with you? In the last 5 days, 6 of you girls had to be raped !!! Are you stupid or something? Why do you wear short skirts?……oh you didn’t? Accha why do you wear lipstick?……oh you don’t wear that too? Okay then you must have…
Tag: Government
Orange Passports for Those Who Havent Passed 10th…..
The Modi Sarkar has come up with a new proposal for Passport holders !!! From now on, all those people need an Emigration Check (ECR Category) will have an orange color passport. Basically, what this means is that all Indians who have not passed their 10th Standard education will have an Orange passport….
Bholu Is On The Track
So the other day me and Bholu decided to for a trek up a nearby hill. We packed up everything we needed for the trek in our backpacks and drove our way to the bottom of the hill. The hill was not too high but it was not an easy climb either. …
My Wife Was Hiding Something From Me….. And I Had To Find Out What !!!
For the past few days, my wife had been acting weird. She had suddenly become very secretive. She was definitely hiding something from me, and I had noticed this. Asking her casual questions about, how everything was going, only got me an, “Everything is okay” from her. But her actions did not…
Modi Had Promised 50% Profit for Farmers in 2014 …. #JoKahaSoKiya !!
2014: Modi had promised 50% profit for farmers !!! And today in 2017, I see a lot of the sickulars, leftoverists and generally the entire Anti-Modi aka Anti-National brigade (because Modi = India) cribbing about how the current BJP Government has been a monumental failure in moving closer to this promise. HAH !!!…
Does The Government have no time to talk to Those Who Feed Us???
#SaveTheFarmers Based on my previous post about the plight of the Tamil Nadu Farmers, here are some more inputs. Yes, the farmers are protesting and there are numerous students trying to rally in their support. However, the Government is cracking down against them so swiftly and efficiently that their agitation is being…
Are the lives of Tamil Nadu Farmers not as Important as “Playing Around with a Bull”?
Hey Tamilians !!! Yes, you guys, the same ones who protested against the ban on JalliKattu !! Remember how you had outraged when you werent allowed to hold your bull fights, because it was your tradition? And do you remember how tens of thousands of you had come down on the street…
Bholu Bhakt Wants the Government to “Do Something”
Bholu was sitting on the couch with his face buried in his hands, a picture of dismay, as I walked into his house. Me: Bholu….What happened? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, kya batau… I am very depressed… Me: Aww Bholu, why? What happened? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, this Government…so much is going wrong with the Country and they…
Hate Crimes … US and India … A Parallel Drawn…
Around three years back India elected Modi with a huge majority. Modi was alway known as a right wing leader who rode on the promises of Development and “Sabka Saath, Sabka Vikas” and came as the winner amongst the unequals. Similarly, the Americans elected Donald Trump as their leader. Donald Trump also ran on the…
Bholu Bhakt Uses Banking Apps
Seeing Bholu Bhakt sitting rather woefully in his office I went up to him and patted on his back. Me: What happened bro? Bholu Bhakt: Arey Bhai I heard Modi Jis fiery speech in Punjab rally to fight against black money. Me: You mean Badal waali Punjab Rally na? Bholu Bhakt: Yes yes same one….
Demonetization …. A Masterstroke by Modi ji … Well, Almost
I am pretty convinced that the Demonetization is indeed a Masterstroke by Modi…..well, almost. It will manage to catch all the bearers of black money very soon……well, almost. All the rich businessmen of large corporates who skim taxes, evade duties and accumulate black money will come under the scanner…..but since most of this…
Is Questioning the Army akin to being an Anti-National??
“We should not question the Indian Army and anyone who doubts the Integrity of the Army is an Anti-National” This seems to be narrative, that the current Government is trying to peddle, to the masses, these days. We have a Defense Minister who speaks about “Teaching a Lesson to those who ask questions”….
The Desi Cracked Pot 