Bholu and the Haj Subsidy

Bholu Bhakt: Damn these Muslims have become quiet. Me: How come?   Bholu Bhakt: Today I went outside Khan Chacha’s chicken shop and shouted, “Modi Ji has cancelled Haj subsidy” Me: So?   Bholu Bhakt: I expected the Muslims outside there to start arguing about how bad this was for them. You know the usual…

The Dark Room

The Stranger stood there, leaning against the tree as he watched a man standing by the door of a small house. He was surrounded by around 50 young guys listening to whatever it was that he was saying. The man must have been in his 60s, at the most. He made a rather impressive figure,…

Bholu Wonders if Liberal Means Anti-Hindu…

Bholu walked into my house with a very serious look on his face.   Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, does being Liberal mean being Anti Hindu? Me: Errr Bholu, where did you get that from?   Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, then why don’t Liberals protest when Hindus get lynched in India. Me: I am not sure what you…

Hindu Khatre Mein Hain……

HINDU KHATRE MEIN HAIN !!!!   Thats what they are beating the drums about in India today…..Hindus are in Danger. In a country where 70% people are Hindus.   Hindu society has been a progressive society which gotten rid of practises like Sati and are actively fighting against dowry ….. But Hindu Khatre Mein Hain?…

New India Tourism 2030 …. A Glimpse…

“Welcome to the National Heritage Tour in India’s capital state of Gujarat”, the young guide’s voice boomed as he beamed happily at the bunch of European tourists, who were staring at him expectantly.   “I am Ram Bharose, your guide for today and I will be taking to all the famous tourists spots across the…

#NotInMyName and the Systematic Attempts to Derail it….

The #NotInMyName protest garnered support all across India since yesterday, so much so that it rattled the BJP IT Cell members to go into an offensive in a strategically planned attempt to derail the process. The Social Media teams from BJP were seen in full action, trying to discredit these protests using various angles and…

New Production Targets set for Hindus ….. 8 kids per couple !!

And if you thought it was only the Corporates who upped the targets every year, you are sadly mistaken.   The Hindus have just got their production targets increased for the year 2017-2018   While last year most of the men and women of Hindurasthra struggled to meet the targets of 4 kids per family,…

Bholu Bhakt supports UCC

Bholu Bhakt: You know we should have UCC for India soon !! Very Soon !! Me: Whats that?? Ultra Clean Chicken?? Bholu Bhakt: Abbey No Yaar, you always think about eating !! Uniform Civil Code. One Law for the entire nation. Everyone should be bound under the same laws. Me: Oh how do you mean?…

Why The New Swachh Bharat Abhiyan Ad Couldnt Be More Wrong !!

I wonder if any of you have seen the new Swachh Bharat Abhiyan advertisement featuring Kangana Ranaut. Kangana Ranaut has donned the Avataar of Laxmi, the Goddess of Wealth. The advertisement shows a number of people praying to Goddess Laxmi and then throwing garbage on the streets, and when they look back, they see that…

Since When Did the Roar of the Lion Turn into A Weeping Nirupa Roy??

Anyone who has watched the speech given by Modi in Hyderabad must have been moved to tears, like I was. I am serious. Tears flowed down my cheeks as I saw Modi’s speech……. Bollywood has indeed lost one damn fine actor. This loss of epic proportions to the Movie Industry was perhaps the main reason…