Orange Passports for Those Who Havent Passed 10th…..

The Modi Sarkar has come up with a new proposal for Passport holders !!!   From now on, all those people need an Emigration Check (ECR Category) will have an orange color passport.   Basically, what this means is that all Indians who have not passed their 10th Standard education will have an Orange passport….

Bholu Bhakt …. Baba Re Baba

While coming back in the evening, I met Bholu sitting with a rather forlon look on his face.   Me: Hey Bholu, why the long face? Bholu Bhakt: Nahi to Bhai, my face has always been round.   Me: I mean, why do you look so worried and sad? Bholu Bhakt: Oh that, Bhai I…

Kele Pe Kachra with Mr. Manohar Parrikar

Today we have invited our Hon. Defence Minister Mr. ManoharParrikar for a one on one with our Inebriated Interviewer in KELE PE KACHRA !!!! (Taaliyaan) II: Welcome Sir, we are so happy to have you here. MP: I am very happy to be here too. I havent been invited by anyone in the last two…

India Demands to Shut Down NDTV !!

Breaking News: Barkha Dutt earns the much coveted position of being the First Indian in 2016 to be sent to Pakistan. At the same time there have been suggestions that Ravish Kumar should change his name to Maulana Ravish Kumar. The online onslaught of the Bhakts on NDTV has come in after Barkha Dutt did a…

Kele Pe Kachra with Mr. Modi

In our Today’s segment of Kele Pe Kachra our “Inebriated Interviewer” welcomes our First Guest of the show ….. BJP PM Modi … for, who better but him to start our New Segment with… II: Welcome to Kele Pe Kachra, Sir. Its a pleasure to have you on our show. M: Shift a bit, you…

Mumbai Locals Will Now have Automatic Sliding Doors ….

Mumbai Locals shall now be fixed with automatic sliding doors !!! Yippee !!! Isnt that great news? Now you will be able to get a free ‪Suana‬ Bath effect inclusive in your train ticket price. Nevermind that you will have to avail this facility with all your clothes on, brushing up against practical strangers with…