Bholu Bhakt Uses Banking Apps

Seeing Bholu Bhakt sitting rather woefully in his office I went up to him and patted on his back. Me: What happened bro? Bholu Bhakt: Arey Bhai I heard Modi Jis fiery speech in Punjab rally to fight against black money. Me: You mean Badal waali Punjab Rally na? Bholu Bhakt: Yes yes same one….

Jio Bholu Bhakt Jio

Me: Why do you want to ban Chinese goods? Bholu Bhakt: Because they always support Pakistan Me: But Ambani has got an army of agents importing more than 4 lakh Sim cards from China at the moment….. Bholu Bhakt: Don’t blame Indian Army 😡😡😡 Me: 😱😱😱😱 Disclaimer: There is no news of Patanjali starting the…

So now that Modi has endorsed Jio .. here is what one can expect… ;)

Now that Modi has firmly endorsed Mukesh Ambani’s Reliance Jio, one can be certain that the product will get related to their Brand Ambassador.   So here is what you can expect from your Jio connection.   – Unlimited Talk Time though there are chances that only the outgoing calls will work. Something like a…

Jio Mukesh Bhai, Jio ….

Move over Dhoni, Priyanka Chopra and Amitabh Bachchan …. Sit down Sachin Tendulkar…. Make way for the hottest new modelling sensation of “Modi”fied India. Mukesh Ambani has launched the Reliance Jio with a lot of fanfare. While other Mobile service providers have not even recovered from the “data plans” of the Ambani, they must be…