Bholu Decides to Conserve Fuel

Bholu Bhakt came running into my house sweat pouring down his forehead.   Bholu Bhakt: Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai Me: Bholu!!! I am here. Calm down. What happened?   Bholu Bhakt: Bhai do you know Modi Ji has just declared that all petrol pumps will remain closed on every Sunday, after 14th May? Me: Huh?…

After Seizing Dawood’s Properties, Ajit Doval is After ROBERT VADRA !!

#ThisJustIn #BreakingNews   It has been nearly confirmed by unconfirmed sources from a relatively unknown semi-close aide of James Bond Ajit Doval, that all the properties of Robert Vadra aka Jijaji have been seized by the Gurgaon Police.   This has come close on the heels of UAE Government seizing Rs. 15,000 crore worth of…