With the year-end at March drawing near, I am sure most of you people would be busy with making your year end presentations. At such times, one of the biggest worries is how to make these presentations, since our increments depend on how well we portray the performance of our team. But don’t…
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Government Reacts to Maharashtra Farmer’s Protests……
Somewhere in the hallowed halls of Mumbai Mantralaya…… An aide runs through the doors of the large cool office, not bothering to knock, in his hurry, as protocol would have demanded. Aide: Saheb Saheb…. we are in trouble Saheb: Aaaaaa….Aaaaaaa….. Aide: Saheb, stop singing for a moment and listen to me. Saheb…
Farmers Are Protesting in Mumbai….. Why Why Oh Why???
Yesterday was pretty horrible in Mumbai !! OMG Seriously !!! There were snarling traffic jams everywhere. Apparently some farmers from somewhere in Maharashtra took it upon themselves to hold the bubbly city of Mumbai to ransom. They walked around 200 Kms from various places and came and ceremoniously plopped themselves in the middle of our…
Love Letter To Modi Ji …. Happy Valentine’s Day
My Dear Valentine Modi Ji, It was on 14th February 2014 when I first saw and heard you while speaking in Surat. I didnt know much about you before that, only knew that you were going to bring in a Metro in Ahmedabad since 2010 in the dry State of Gujarat, where alcohol was available…
India’s Jobless Growth and The Two States of My Mind
India has always witnessed crony capitalism ever since it was formed. Corporates have thrived even in the past irrespective of what the Government has done. However, in the last three and a half years of Modi Sarkar, India has witnessed a totally lopsided case of Crony Capitalism. Almost every policy of the Government has been…
Modi Ji’s Guide For “Warrior” Kids To Beat the “Exam” Blues
#ThisJustIn #BreakingNews As soon as our drunk reporters heard the news that Modi has written a book for school children called, “Exam Warriors”, they sprung into action and decided to find out more details about this great book. Being investigative reporters that they are, they had to first investigate and find out how to…
#Budget2018 …. A New Budget or a New Jhumla by Modi???
I am quite amazed at the naivety and the gullibility of the Indian masses. They fall for anything that is well packaged, without bothering to check the quality of the contents of the package. And they do it again and again without fail. When Modi got elected on his promises of Ache Din,…
How Has Modi Sarkar Performed Versus UPA 1 and UPA 2 — The FACTS !!
I have always wondered why there is such a melodrama associated with the presentation of Budget. A Budget is nothing but a PLAN of funds. It shows the Source of Funds versus the planned disbursement of the same. Anyone who has worked in the Corporate world and has been in higher positions know that the…
Orange Passports for Those Who Havent Passed 10th…..
The Modi Sarkar has come up with a new proposal for Passport holders !!! From now on, all those people need an Emigration Check (ECR Category) will have an orange color passport. Basically, what this means is that all Indians who have not passed their 10th Standard education will have an Orange passport….
Bholu and the Haj Subsidy
Bholu Bhakt: Damn these Muslims have become quiet. Me: How come? Bholu Bhakt: Today I went outside Khan Chacha’s chicken shop and shouted, “Modi Ji has cancelled Haj subsidy” Me: So? Bholu Bhakt: I expected the Muslims outside there to start arguing about how bad this was for them. You know the usual…
Mandir Masjid and Justice
Let’s build a school there. Let’s have a hospital there. Let’s have a University there. HELL NO !!!! India was formed in 1947 when the Laws of India as a sovereign republic came into force. What has or has not happened 100s of years before that has no bearing on…
Padmavati Controversy: An Open Letter to Sanjay Leela Bhansali, Deepika Padmavati Padukone and Ranveer Singh Khilji
An Open Letter to Sanjay Leela Bhansali, Deepika Padmavati Padukone and Ranveer Singh Khilji. Dear Mr. Bhansali, I am writing this as an open letter to you because, firstly, I do not have your postal address, and secondly, who doesnt like some Likes and Shares, while riding on the popularity of others, right? But more…
The Desi Cracked Pot 