Somewhere in the hallowed halls of Mumbai Mantralaya…… An aide runs through the doors of the large cool office, not bothering to knock, in his hurry, as protocol would have demanded. Aide: Saheb Saheb…. we are in trouble Saheb: Aaaaaa….Aaaaaaa….. Aide: Saheb, stop singing for a moment and listen to me. Saheb…
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A Love/Hate Story
He sat at the bus stand right outside the station, watching the people coming out of the large gate. In and out, not giving him a second glance, as he sat, adjusting his backpack on his shoulders every now and then. Just another face in the crowd. It had been almost a decade since he…
The Belle versus the Belly….
When I walked into the Indore airport to catch my flight back to Mumbai, it was almost empty. Getting a pick of my choice of seat in the waiting area, I chose the one in the very first row, so that I could check the Flight Screen without having to get up. I sat there…
#NotInMyName and the Systematic Attempts to Derail it….
The #NotInMyName protest garnered support all across India since yesterday, so much so that it rattled the BJP IT Cell members to go into an offensive in a strategically planned attempt to derail the process. The Social Media teams from BJP were seen in full action, trying to discredit these protests using various angles and…
The Two Timing “Whore”….
Madhav was sitting on the couch in the darkened living room of his apartment in Bandra, a glass of scotch in his hand. He looked at his watch and then at the door. “Its late, its already too fu@!#$% late”, he muttered to himself. He had been waiting there for three hours now, in the…
LEAKED: Top Secret Security Measures inside the Shivaji Maharaj Statue…..
To all those who are cribbing about the Shivaji Maharaj statue. This is actually a Masterstroke by Modi Ji, the Ganga Se Bhi Pavitra Masterstroker. The sword on the statue is actually a Solar Panel which will generate enough electricity to light up the entire city of Mumbai. The base of the…
So are India’s own citizens going to be our enemies now??
The Modi Government has gone one step ahead and is ready to declare our own Indian Citizens as our Enemies ….. and officially too. This is not something which many people would know, but in 1968 an Act was passed called the “Enemy Property Act”. During various aggressions on India (by Pakistan or…
Has the BJP campaign for BMC elections started already??
With the BMC elections coming close, one can expect some sort of entertainment to start soon. And who better to kick off this entertainment than the King of Comedy……. Kapil Sharma. Kapil Sharma tweeted today, early in the morning (5:45am), about how he is being asked to pay a bribe of Rs. 5 lacs…
IIM-A Study reveals the reality behind the Bullet Train feasibility.
A recent study by IIM-Ahmedabad has reported that the Bullet Train between Mumbai and Ahmedabad will have to ferry 88,000 to 1,18,000 passengers or make 100 trips PER DAY to make it financially viable. “Dedicated High Speed Railway Networks in India: Issues in Development” is the name of the report which states that just to…
Mumbai Locals Will Now have Automatic Sliding Doors ….
Mumbai Locals shall now be fixed with automatic sliding doors !!! Yippee !!! Isnt that great news? Now you will be able to get a free Suana Bath effect inclusive in your train ticket price. Nevermind that you will have to avail this facility with all your clothes on, brushing up against practical strangers with…
The Desi Cracked Pot 