Bholu Bhakt defines “Godd Liya Bachcha”

Bholu Bhakt was sitting with a cute round faced kid on his lap, as I walked into his house.   Me: Hey Bholu, how are you today? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, I am good.   Bholu patted the little kid on his bum trying to push him off his lap. Bholu Bhakt (to the kid): Beta,…

Cut The Rhetoric!! Where are the Answers, Mr. Modi??

Its been almost three years since the Modi Sarkar has assumed office and there seems to be a classic disconnect between what the general people of India want to know and what the Government wants the people of India to know.   But the majority of the country, which is quite silent and not as…

Bholu Bhakt compares Modi Ji versus Trump Ji

Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, tell me seriously, who do you think is a better choice for being a Head of State? Modi Ji or Trump Ji? Me: I would think Donald Trump.   Bholu Bhakt: What!!!! Whyyyy??? Don’t you think Modi Ji would be a better choice? Me: Well in all fairness, Trump never had any…

Was Demonetization a Success or a Failure?? The Jury is still out !!

Considering all the hot topics being discussed in the Media, for the last few weeks, like, Jallikattu, Sheena Bora case, Modi playing Gandhi, Arnab “Rip”ing the Public, so on and so forth, I would like to take this opportunity to ask Modi Sarkar some very related questions.   – How much Black Money was uncovered…

Bholu Bhakt Reads “I Am A Troll”

My phone rang just as I was about to start doing my Yoga (koff Koff) okay about to take a nap. Me: Hello!! Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, I am very upset Me: Why? What happened? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, people are claiming that BJP employs a Troll Army. Some idiot girl has also written a book about…

Bholu Bhakt And The Dent In The Car

Bholu Bhakt finally managed to hire a new driver and the first task entrusted to the new appointee was to get Bholu’s brand new car from its first servicing.   I dropped Bholu to his office, since he didnt have his car and as we reached the office we could see his shiny new car…

Ganga Jaise Pavitra …..

When Ravi Shankar Prasad went on TV yesterday and claimed that Modi Ji is “Ganga Jaise Pavitra” the first thing that happened was the flashing of vivid images in the front of my eyes, of Mandakini frolicking under the waterfall dressed in her sheer white saree, with nothing underneath.   It was only when her…

Bholu Bhakt Goes To Eat Laddoos

I spotted Bholu Bhakt standing in a long line outside the Bank of Baroda ATM at 2:30 pm in the afternoon, under the blazing sun. Me: Oye Bholu !! Why are you standing in the line?? Didnt you just withdraw your weekly money in the morning? Bholu Bhakt: Arey nahi Bhai. I am not standing…

Bholu Bhakt Wants a Driver

Bholu Bhakt was sitting in his office talking to a guy, as I walked in. Zee News being played out in the background. Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, have a seat I will finish interviewing this guy, I need a driver for my car. I sat down. Bholu Bhakt (to the guy): Haan, to bata. How do…

Next Step: Implement GST !! Oh The Horrors…..

After the way Modi and his band of Merry Men have implemented Demonetization, merrily in this case, I am quite scared at the thought of this same Government implementing the GST in the next year.   – GST will be implemented from April 2017 – No, lets make it from October 2017 – No, it…