Bholu Decides to Conserve Fuel

Bholu Bhakt came running into my house sweat pouring down his forehead.   Bholu Bhakt: Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai Me: Bholu!!! I am here. Calm down. What happened?   Bholu Bhakt: Bhai do you know Modi Ji has just declared that all petrol pumps will remain closed on every Sunday, after 14th May? Me: Huh?…