Bholu Bhakt came running into my house sweat pouring down his forehead. Bholu Bhakt: Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai Me: Bholu!!! I am here. Calm down. What happened? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai do you know Modi Ji has just declared that all petrol pumps will remain closed on every Sunday, after 14th May? Me: Huh?…
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Bholu Bhakt defends PM Modi against CM Modi
Me(sitting in a corner and mumbling): The PM is a puppet !! He is involved in corruption !! He does absolutely nothing!! We Indians lament about what sin we have committed to be born in India…. !! The Government needs to Answer for all its hollow promises !!! Bholu Bhakt: How dare you say bad…
Slogans of RSS/BJP/Congress Mukta Bharat, are they really valid or a mere shifting goalposts??
Even as the din of “Congress Mukta Bharat” still reverberates within the hollow termite ridden hallways of the Political spectrum, a new chant seems to be emerging from the left most side. “BJP/RSS Mukta Bharat” It was not two years back that a similar slogan was chanted to diminish the Congress and bring it down…
Is the ENTIRE brouhaha over Modi’s allegedly fake degrees only an issue for Media Footage??
So the Modi Degree issue seems to have gone soft after all the brouhaha over it for the past few days. BJP claims that the degrees are Original and have been vouched for by the DU Registrar (though not officially in writing). The AAP on the other hand is still screaming their lungs out pointing…
IIM-A Study reveals the reality behind the Bullet Train feasibility.
A recent study by IIM-Ahmedabad has reported that the Bullet Train between Mumbai and Ahmedabad will have to ferry 88,000 to 1,18,000 passengers or make 100 trips PER DAY to make it financially viable. “Dedicated High Speed Railway Networks in India: Issues in Development” is the name of the report which states that just to…
3 Point Development Agenda of Modi …
It was not long ago when Modi had gone ahead and said, “Super Computer will do Super Computing and will be the reason for Super Commitment”. And while the people are still recovering from this super funny tweet, Modi has come up with an equally funny statement. While addressing yet another election rally, this time…
Starved for Food, Thirsty for Water….. Students of Hyderabad University
Even as we celebrate the Shaheed Bhagat Singh Diwas, the young students of the University of Hyderabad (UoH) are going through perhaps one of the toughest ordeals of their life. And once you understand what is actually happening there is only one thing you can say about this…… WHAT THE F**** It was just one…
Was Narendra Modi laying the foundation stone for Dr. Ambedkar’s memorial? Or praising himself?
BJP PM Modi laid the foundation stone for the memorial of Dr. Babasaheb Ambedkar in New Delhi, yesterday. It was rather funny that the Foundation Stone plaque had Shri Narendra Modi’s name written in way bigger fonts that Babasaheb Ambedkar’s name. Well atleast they still use only one “Shri” for him. But then again, I…
Can Prime Minister Modi please answer these questions??
Much has been said since yesterday about Rahul Gandhi’s speech in the Lok Sabha. His sudden found oratory skills and his yet-to-get-rid of goofups when he called the Speaker as Madam. This usually happens when Politics gets involved. It was Rahul Gandhi firing questions and Modi at the recieving end, so the viewer was obviously…
Rahul Gandhi …… The Mouse who Roared ..
Rahul Gandhi launched a full frontal attack directly on BJP PM Modi in the Lok Sabha today. He attacked the Government on the JNU issue, the Rohith Vemula issue and even took a ‘panga’ with the “Babbar Sher” of #MakeInIndia. He was smooth, unwavering and did not falter in his speech. He did make some…
Jat Agitation Proves : “Jiski Laathi Uski Bhains”
The Jats have been agitating since the last few days demanding Reservations for themselves. Their logic is quite brilliant too. They want reservations because …. wait for it …. Everyone else has it. So its a typical Indian mentality of “I should have it if someone else is having it and if I dont have…
Dear Modi ji: Blaming imaginary enemies for your own faults is a sign of Paranoia
For the past few days I was wondering what was going wrong with our country. Just in the matter of a few months we had the Pathankot Terror attack. Then we had the Jat Agitation which claimed 10 lives and injured 150 people and cost 100s of Crores to the states and the center in…
The Desi Cracked Pot 