Bholu Decides to Conserve Fuel

Bholu Bhakt came running into my house sweat pouring down his forehead.   Bholu Bhakt: Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai Me: Bholu!!! I am here. Calm down. What happened?   Bholu Bhakt: Bhai do you know Modi Ji has just declared that all petrol pumps will remain closed on every Sunday, after 14th May? Me: Huh?…

Bholu Bhakt compares Modi Ji versus Trump Ji

Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, tell me seriously, who do you think is a better choice for being a Head of State? Modi Ji or Trump Ji? Me: I would think Donald Trump.   Bholu Bhakt: What!!!! Whyyyy??? Don’t you think Modi Ji would be a better choice? Me: Well in all fairness, Trump never had any…

Ganga Jaise Pavitra …..

When Ravi Shankar Prasad went on TV yesterday and claimed that Modi Ji is “Ganga Jaise Pavitra” the first thing that happened was the flashing of vivid images in the front of my eyes, of Mandakini frolicking under the waterfall dressed in her sheer white saree, with nothing underneath.   It was only when her…

“Jiski Laathi Uski Bhains” seems to be the motto of the BJP Government

After a string of violent protests specifically in Bengaluru against the controversial strict restrictions on withdrawal of PF, the current Modi Government has done a U-Turn and rolled back the PF restrictions. The BJP Government had restricted the complete withdrawal from PF account before the retirement of 58 years. This had led to a huge…

Rahul Gandhi …… The Mouse who Roared ..

Rahul Gandhi launched a full frontal attack directly on BJP PM Modi in the Lok Sabha today. He attacked the Government on the JNU issue, the Rohith Vemula issue and even took a ‘panga’ with the “Babbar Sher” of #MakeInIndia. He was smooth, unwavering and did not falter in his speech. He did make some…

We Might Not be Having Enough Toilets…..But Hey, We Do Have Our Own App !!!

Everyone who was complaining about the “Swach Bharat Abhiyan” not being properly implemented can now relax. The Urban Development Ministry has announced that it would be launching its very own Swach Bharat App !!! This App would take care of all the implementation problems of the Abhiyan. Personally, I think that installing Dustbins, building more…

Hungry Kids don’t Embarrass me…..Kejriwal wearing Sandals does !!

So a businessman from Vishakapatnam sent a DD of Rs. 364 to Arvind Kejriwal because he felt embarrassed that Kejriwal wore sandals while meeting the French Prime Minister Hollande.   I think thats a very Noble gesture.   Ofcourse, we arent embarrassed to see half naked, empty stomach kids on the streets begging for their…