Salman Khan —– The Soft Target…. Really?

With the conviction of Salman Khan there have been so many people speaking in support of the jailed Superstar. The reasons that they have given actually tickles me to no end and infact I am amazed that they can actually come up with such reasons.   Superstar is a Soft Target: This is one of…

The Race For Railway Ministry After Suresh Prabhu’s Resignation

Since the time Suresh Prabhu has given his resignation as the Railway Minister, there has been in a tremendous uproar at all the Railway Stations all around India.   Rumours are also afloat about the next best replacement for Prabhu for this job.   My drunk sources tried their best to collect as much information…

New Production Targets set for Hindus ….. 8 kids per couple !!

And if you thought it was only the Corporates who upped the targets every year, you are sadly mistaken.   The Hindus have just got their production targets increased for the year 2017-2018   While last year most of the men and women of Hindurasthra struggled to meet the targets of 4 kids per family,…

When Sonu Nigam Spoke Out Against the Azaan……

Sonu Nigam has shot back in the news with his tweet about Azaan’s being played on loudspeakers in the early morning which disturbs his sleep.   And while the Musanghis are going all red in the face with this comment, the Bhakts are jumping up and down to the extent of recommending Sonu for the…

Bholu Bhakt loves the Donkey

Bholu Bhakt came running to me, jumping up and down, in obvious glee. Me: Arey, Bholu, calm down … What are you so excited about? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, Bhai … Did you hear what a karara jawaab Modi Ji gave to Akhilesh Yadav? Me: No … errr … what, Bholu? Bholu Bhakt: You remember how…