The Modi Sarkar has come up with a new proposal for Passport holders !!! From now on, all those people need an Emigration Check (ECR Category) will have an orange color passport. Basically, what this means is that all Indians who have not passed their 10th Standard education will have an Orange passport….
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The Race For Railway Ministry After Suresh Prabhu’s Resignation
Since the time Suresh Prabhu has given his resignation as the Railway Minister, there has been in a tremendous uproar at all the Railway Stations all around India. Rumours are also afloat about the next best replacement for Prabhu for this job. My drunk sources tried their best to collect as much information…
Modi Ji …. I am Sad And Disappointed (A Letter)
Dear Friends, I am very sad today. Very very sad. So sad that even disappointment is sad for me. And this is all because of Modi Ji, whom I respect and adore. And for whose long life I pray to all the Gods I have ever come across. When Modi Ji, as…
Sex Gets Men Closer to God …. and how … !!!
“HAVING SEX MAKES MEN MORE LIKELY TO BELIEVE IN GOD”, a recent study has concluded. And I totally tend to believe this survey !! Infact there were so many hints that not only having sex, but even thinking of sex got you closer to God or atleast got you thinking about him. …
If Modi Ji was born before India’s Independence ……
I recently saw some adverts which were proudly claiming that “Modi is the First PM of India, to be born after Independence”. While I am not sure why exactly this is something to boast about, but there is one thing I am thankful about. I am quite thankful that Modi was born after…
BJP’s Standard Operating Procedure for responding to Terror Attacks …. LEAKED !!!!
India seems to have a set manual for how to respond to terrorist attacks. I am guessing that this is how the Manual for the BJP Government would be: Standard Operating Procedure for Terrorist Attacks: > Appropriate Hashtag to be decided for the event. Suggestions to use #(PlaceofAttack)Attack > Blame Pakistan…
Is Mamta Kulkarni planning to give a tough competition to Raadhe Maa???
Remember Mamta Kulkarni?? “Bharoooooo….. Maang Meri Bharoooo” … wo wali 😉 Ah now you remember her !! So, Mamta Kulkarni is planning to give a tough competition to Radhe Maa. Claiming her innocence in a drug scandal, Mamta has defended herself saying that she is a “Yogini” !!! Both Radhe Maa and Ramdev Baba must…
Has the BJP campaign for BMC elections started already??
With the BMC elections coming close, one can expect some sort of entertainment to start soon. And who better to kick off this entertainment than the King of Comedy……. Kapil Sharma. Kapil Sharma tweeted today, early in the morning (5:45am), about how he is being asked to pay a bribe of Rs. 5 lacs…
So now that Modi has endorsed Jio .. here is what one can expect… ;)
Now that Modi has firmly endorsed Mukesh Ambani’s Reliance Jio, one can be certain that the product will get related to their Brand Ambassador. So here is what you can expect from your Jio connection. – Unlimited Talk Time though there are chances that only the outgoing calls will work. Something like a…
Jio Mukesh Bhai, Jio ….
Move over Dhoni, Priyanka Chopra and Amitabh Bachchan …. Sit down Sachin Tendulkar…. Make way for the hottest new modelling sensation of “Modi”fied India. Mukesh Ambani has launched the Reliance Jio with a lot of fanfare. While other Mobile service providers have not even recovered from the “data plans” of the Ambani, they must be…
A Magician Cannot Fool You, But a Baba Surely Can …..
So I got invited by one of my Doctor friends for the Birthday party of his daughter recently. A bit surprising, since, I dont get invited to too many parties, for the sheer reason of me being a wise ass to the point of being a jerk 😛 Being a 10th Birthday party, it was…
Rakhi Sawant Has Modi All Over Her !!!!
So Rakhi Sawant has gone ahead and worn a sexy hot number with Modi’s face plastered all over it, at an event in Chicago. You have to see it to believe, to what extent Rakhi Sawant can go to get her two minutes of fame. Obviously, had it not been for her Modi Mania Dress,…
The Desi Cracked Pot 