So the other day me and Bholu decided to for a trek up a nearby hill. We packed up everything we needed for the trek in our backpacks and drove our way to the bottom of the hill. The hill was not too high but it was not an easy climb either. …
Tag: Speech
Bholu Takes “Na Gaali Se Na Goli Se” a bit too Seriously….
Bholu Bhakt ran into my office sweat seeping out from pores he never knew existed …… Bholu Bhakt: Bhai Bhai Bhai Bhai …. Me: Bholu !!! You are always in such a rush…..what happened? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai I think I am in trouble … Me: Think?? You are always in trouble. Tell me…
Bholu Bhakt Invites Modi Ji for a Roadshow
Dear Shri Shri Shrimaan Modi Ji, I have always been a great admirer of your work and a long time supporter of you and your party BJP. I have been in awe of your oral skills (bole to, wo speech dene waali ishtyle) and I have noticed how you tirelessly work. for the…
Bholu Bhakt Teaches His Son The Importance of Hard Work
I walked into Bholu Bhakt’s house for my regular evening chat with him to see him sitting besides his son Bajrangi. Me: Hey Bholu, how are you? Bholu Bhakt: Bhai, give me half an hour, I have to take Bajrangi’s studies. Me: Okay (as I busied myself with the newspaper). Bholu Bhakt:…
Ganga Jaise Pavitra …..
When Ravi Shankar Prasad went on TV yesterday and claimed that Modi Ji is “Ganga Jaise Pavitra” the first thing that happened was the flashing of vivid images in the front of my eyes, of Mandakini frolicking under the waterfall dressed in her sheer white saree, with nothing underneath. It was only when her…
Bholu Bhakt defends PM Modi against CM Modi
Me(sitting in a corner and mumbling): The PM is a puppet !! He is involved in corruption !! He does absolutely nothing!! We Indians lament about what sin we have committed to be born in India…. !! The Government needs to Answer for all its hollow promises !!! Bholu Bhakt: How dare you say bad…
3 Point Development Agenda of Modi …
It was not long ago when Modi had gone ahead and said, “Super Computer will do Super Computing and will be the reason for Super Commitment”. And while the people are still recovering from this super funny tweet, Modi has come up with an equally funny statement. While addressing yet another election rally, this time…
Was Narendra Modi laying the foundation stone for Dr. Ambedkar’s memorial? Or praising himself?
BJP PM Modi laid the foundation stone for the memorial of Dr. Babasaheb Ambedkar in New Delhi, yesterday. It was rather funny that the Foundation Stone plaque had Shri Narendra Modi’s name written in way bigger fonts that Babasaheb Ambedkar’s name. Well atleast they still use only one “Shri” for him. But then again, I…
Kanhaiya Kumar: A Hero Was Born Today….. Thanks to BJP
Just heard Kanhaiya Kumar speaking Live in JNU for a full 40 minutes. I usually have a very short attention span when it comes to Student speeches, but this one had me listening to the end. Now, we know why Kanhaiya became the President of JNUSU. The Young man can captivate his audience for sure…